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[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish that there was no wishban!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted.

I wish for FABULOUS rainbow foxes.

[nomoetoe]

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT POWERS YOU INVOKE

Granted, however the FABULOUS rainbow foxes establish a new wish ban with the same rules lasting 100 pages and there is no way to remove it.

I wish that People would respect the wish ban.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Too bad we're all eldritch monsters.

I wish for eldritch foxes.

[Tawa]

Granted. You blasphemous demon. They eat you and the perpetrators. Then they reinstate the wishban, and disappear in a puff of smoke. The wishban remains.

I wish for a HUGlight.

Granted. Your wish has failed as a result of the ban.

I wish that nomoetoe and I could establish the Coalition of People for Wishbans.

Spoiler: Minor Rant (click to show/hide)

It's really kind of annoying when people post the exact same wish and various silly variants on it for tens of pages. It's boring to come up with hundreds of ways to corrupt "I wish for foxes".

[WillowLuman]

The ancient, wrinkled forms of ultraconservative talk-show hosts crawl out of the crypts and whisper into your ear.
Granted, this too is banned.

I wish I hadn't missed dinner hours while working.

[Tawa]

Granted. You must now work all hours except dinner hours.

I wish for a 6-sided die that will not somehow physically or financially harm me or my loved ones. In short, be creative and don't give the boring "you gamble with it and lose all your money" or "it hits you in the head at orbital velocities", etc. corruptions.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you gamble and win the life-force of everyone except for your loved ones. They're all dead, and your only human companions are your family. Good luck repopulating.

I wish that anyone other than myself attempting to break the wishban would get hit in the face with a giant hammer.

[NAV]

The hammer is made of adamantine.

I wish my beard was long enough to braid.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Children are in awe of you, and parents try to hide their kids' eyes from the messy monstrosity that resides on your chin.

I wish I was a sociopath.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you are proud of your newly gained sociopathicness and declare to the world what you are...in front of a group of sociopath hating peoples.

I wish for a beautiful machine that man has provided to help pave a path of doom with my foul breath to guide it.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a train that is attracted to your breath. It's heading straight towards your mouth! Splattered walrus everywhere!

I wish for that thing that was supposed to happen today to happen.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your whole family is killed in a car crash that was inadvertently caused by you. Now you must live with the guilt.

I wish everyone would have time to do what they wanted, as long as it was an action that I would approve of.

[Tawa]

Granted. All of a sudden, they have an urge to punch you.

By the way, that last half of the wish was not approved by the Wish Bureau.

I wish for the Favour of Armok.

[Lyeos]

Granted, that favor is nagging a certain fox-loving trap that he promised said to expect an update for his RtD today.

I wish I could do an awesome "I graduated!" dance!