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[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but no-one lets you play in roll-based forum games ever again.

I wish for an infinite supply of platinum.

[hops]

Granted, Platinum rains on you. Forever.

I wish that I was a cat.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted, you get neutered. Say g'bye to your balls.

I wish to get 100 points out of 100 on my physics exam tomorrow.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As getting a 100 is designed to be physically impossible in this test, you are accused of hacking into the school.

I wish education was designed for maximum efficiency, learning potential, and the lowest amount of stress possible.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted. As getting a 100 is designed to be physically impossible in this test, you are accused of hacking into the school.

Well, technically it's possible. And it's a nationwide exam. So I would be accused of hacking the country.

I wish education was designed for maximum efficiency, learning potential, and the lowest amount of stress possible.

Granted, but the technology gets misused for mass brainwashing.

I wish I could piss against the wind and suffer no reprecussions for it.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are banished from all civilized nations because of your hacking skills.

I wish someone would grant my wish.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I wish you would notice my edits, senpai. T_T

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I do now.

I wish there was an emoticon for everything.

[Varee]

Granted now there is a emocon with the word everything on it


I wish for world war 3

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It begins on whenever the happiest day of your life will be.

I wish armies made the Hamburger Bomb instead of the Hydrogen Bomb.

[Varee]

Granted the next burger you bite into will be the alpha test.


I wish for nit salty ocean

[Lyeos]

I wish for nit salty ocean

Granted, you're swimming in an ocean of salty head lice.

I wish I knew what the deal was with one of my friends.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. It turns out he was possesed by demons.

I wish for a pencil made of paper that shoots lasers.

[Tawa]

Granted. The lasers curve around spacetime to hit you.

I wish for a non-sequiter.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. METEORS EVERYWHERE

I wish for to regain the ability to focus on work.