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[Scotsmen]

Granted. The rock bounces off the giants head, shattering the skull and stabbing the brain!

Urist McGoliath has been struck down!

However, you then accidentally impale yourself on Goliath's sword.

Granted. You manage to create the second Great Chicago Fire.

I wish Tawarochir hadn't ninja'd me, as my response was better.

[Tawa]

Granted. I have samurai'd you now.

I wish people would start samurai'ing people.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but Lyeos doesn't care for this silly fad and starts nuking people.

I wish for a single tulip.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is [INTENSIFYING].

I wish that my wizard avatars could [INTENSIFY].

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it [INTENSIFIES] so much that it vibrates its way out of this universe.

I wish to consolidate with the flagitious humans to optimize my proficiences so that I can get within proximity of the the one I cherish so that I may osculate said person.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are so proficient at this that people call you a hacker and ban you from life.

I wish I could edit the RAWS of real life.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you're not able to make a new world...

I wish I could just spend the rest of my life in my own personal pocket dimension that had everything I needed to survive and stay entertained.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however for the rest of your life you will hear the echos of me making certain banned wishes.

I wish to engage in skulduggery.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you dig into your own skull with a steel comb.

I wish for an actual movie of World War Z.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Nothing to protect you against disease though.
Granted. You get engaged with a dagger stuck in a skull. People call you insane and lock you up in an insane asylum.
Granted. The events of World War Z happen, and a historical movie is made of it. The movie was about your story and how gruesomely you died.

I wish I could just spend the rest of my life in my own personal pocket dimension that had everything I needed to survive and stay entertained, and that I couldn't be affected by illness or injury.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You are, however, affected by misery, due to having no friends.

I wish I could remake the world to my liking.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, for thing you make you have to experience what goes on in my head for 12 seconds.

I wish that there were no flibbertigbbets.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a shovel and a pail.


Granted, yours are forcibly removed.

I wish I hadn't just realized that my idea is kinda bleh.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You go on foolishly believe that you have a good idea.

I wish there was no such thing as slow internet.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. There is no internet whatsoever.

I wish the internet was a better place.