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[nomoetoe]

Granted, you move to another house, you are now living with 2 people, they constantly stare at you never saying anything, one sleeps in the day one sleeps in the night, and as long as your in the house one of them will always be staring, always watching.

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Granted, they wreck havok in and on your house destroying it. they are then all killed by richard.

I wish for today one to lay eggs.

Granted,today,one bird laid a egg.

I wish nomoetoe didn't make a spelling mistake.

I wish that I wasn't a FUCKING imbecile and that I hadn't made that spelling mistake.

[Tawa]

Granted. Today, a bird laid an egg.

I wish for a bucket of tea.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however your teleported to Antarctica after being drenched in tea, you die alone.

I wish that I would post something that is sig worthy.

[Tawa]

Granted. You have been immortalized for an offhand comment about being from Trinidad and being named "Mimi Kitty" put of context from the Quotes thread.

I wish that Now You See Me had a better ending.

[~Neri]

Granted. You have been immortalized for an offhand comment about being from Trinidad and being named "Mimi Kitty" put of context from the Quotes thread.

I wish that Now You See Me had a better ending.

Granted, it's so good your face melts off. You spend your days babbling about adorable foxes.

I wish all wishes were about foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there all about doing horrible HORRIBLE things to the foxes. you demon.

I wish that Kevak was a sexy demon.

[Tawa]

Granted. Kevak is given forced gender reassignment to become a succubus.

I wish that I had never partaken in the silliness of the Kevak Fox Chain.

[~Neri]

Granted, I am now a Trap Kitsune Demon.

(Damnit you ninjaed me. Also I wouldn't really mind that, I don't think much would change to be honest.)

Granted, you partook in the Kevak Vulpine Chain.

I wish nometoe had foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, I now have foxes, I quickly kill them and make them into gloves/hat

I wish for a cat leather top hat menacing with spikes of cat bone.

[~Neri]

Granted, in other news, your neighborhood dorfs want to lynch you for killing their cats. Have fun. Also the fox overlords don't seem very happy.

I wish for foxes, foxes everywhere.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, the earth is completely filled with foxes up to the edge of space, the planet is suffocated under a mass of furry meat
which freezes on the surface but the decomposing flesh beneath heats to a slow bubble with eventual geysers bursting out into space.

I wish I had time to catch up with the shows on my DVR

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted! There is now only one show on your DVR. It is about planet foxrot, and details its putrid surface in explicit detail. Also you are nailed to your couch.

I wish for planet foxrot to be a nicer place.

[WillowLuman]

^^((I understood that reference. XKCD...))

Granted. The top is paved over and covered with another layer of puppies and kittens.

[TD1]

I wish there was a wish here.

[~Neri]

Granted, it is now planet zombiefoxrot, it is nicer for people into vore and pain.

I wish that planet zombiefoxrot had fully intact living foxes instead of decaying zombie foxes.