Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Donuts]

Granted, they are all absolute shit and go inactive 5 minutes in.

I wish I was actually cool.

[TamerVirus]

Granted. You are so cool that you freeze solid.

I wish I had more time.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get a big pile of clocks.

I wish I could make things explode by punching them.

[Tawa]

Granted. You then realize you could've wished for something better, and punch yourself in humility.

I wish for a beard.

[blazing glory]

Granted,it's a real beard that a dwarf could only dream of,it's also quite impractical at letting you do what you want.

I wish ipads and smarts phone rubbish didn't exist.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. I dissappear from bay12 because of this.

I wish I didn't just reveal personal information with tha corruption.
((Fucking spellcheck...))

[blazing glory]

Eh?

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you instead reveal that candle wax taste like muffins.

I wish for HugoLuman to appreciate my FABULOUS rainbow magic.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. I appreciate what it does for my bankroll, but will never respect it on a personal level.

I wish I had ducklings for eyeballs.

[JackOSpades]

 granted you have ducklings where your eyes would be, they are not very good sight apparatuses mostly you just end up viewing the backsides of small waterfowl.

 I wish my arm could tell time, I keep looking there to check even when there's no watch.

[Greiger]

Granted.  Your arm is replaced with a grandfather clock.  It is too heavy to move by yourself, but it is an excellent conversation starter at parties.

I wish Havel didn't just flatten my ass by surprise before I retrieved my souls and humanity.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You saw him coming. He hunted you all the way to the bonfire and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish for a nuclear powered cyberdog.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It's a chihuahua.

I wish I could turn things into gummy worms by firing lasers from my eyes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You can't control when the lasers fire.

I wish I knew what the next great invention would be.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, but you don't know when it will happen.

I wish for everyone to watch my wonderful shows that I perform with my FABULOUS rainbow magic.