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[Greiger]

Granted, due to a programming error all facebook and twitter posts get posted to this thread.

I wish my unicorn loved me. EDIT: As in not hating me anymore.   ...wait are edits allowed?

[Donuts]

Granted, your unicorn loved you. Now it's just your friend.

I wish for more Rammstein.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get a ram made of stone.

I wish I could start an RP, right now, with no negative effects on anything.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It's actually rather well done and fills people with hope, until I hijack it and make a crapsack world and cause our "heroes" to participate in fun events such as spreading plagues, burning orphanages, and jaywalking! Everyone stops participating.

I wish he would make an RP specifically where I was allowed to do those things.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. He makes an RP where you can do these things, but nobody else wants to play. It is abandoned.

I wish Lyeos didn't hijack that RP.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Someone else with the same ideas hijacks it instead.

I wish for better reflexes.

[Donuts]

Granted, you get better reflexes. Now you're an easier target for cars at night.

I wish for Rammstein to be appreciated more.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Rams made of stone are worshipped as gods.

I wish someone understood how I made Rammstein into ram of stone.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, but no one cares and ignores you.

I wish that when people charge into battle they would yell "FOR PONY!"

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The losing side always shouts "FOR PONY" before they get cut down like BlitzDungeoneers to the slaughter.

I wish I had some Coca-Cola.

[JackOSpades]

 granted it's the "original" recipe which contains an Illegal substance, you get arrested for drug possession.

I wish for the next wish to rhyme.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are executed.

I wish for fish in a dish.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It is poisoned.

I wish for less open RPs.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your RP is so closed no one joins it.

I wish for a perfectly prepared fish in a dish that is not poisoned, and I won't choke on it. I also will not suddenly develop allergies to fish.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your internal organs are shredded after you realize that you swallowed the teeth, because you were eating piranhas whole. While they were living.

I wish Blitz would make a less open RP so I can crash it.