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[Dunamisdeos]

Granted! The cycle begins anew....

the earth is completely filled with foxes up to the edge of space, the planet is suffocated under a mass of furry meat
which freezes on the surface but the decomposing flesh beneath heats to a slow bubble with eventual geysers bursting out into space.

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I wish the foxes were sentient, and could build a way out of their endless cycle of misery.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there surviving foxes build organic spaceships out of there fallen brethern feeding there fleet with the remaining corpses until they found a new world to colonize.

I wish to visit there new home.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The rituals used to make them sentient have caused them to become humans by this point.

I wish Kevak was at least into a less stereotypical animal.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Hope you like earthworms, because he now does.

Also, fun fact, foxes ARE sentient, but not sapient.

I wish for omnipotence, omniscience and omnipresence.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You transcend our physical existence and lose interest in all events of this plane.

I wish it was August.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, the earth is pushed quickly around the sun to the point where it would be august, there were no survivors.

I wish for a grand spaceship one that is able to protect itself from everything and everyone, even itself, It will obey me and only me, it shall come with me into the underworld afterlife when I die.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Travelling at superluminal speeds to reach the afterlife-space, it comes crashing through the walls, creating an enormous impact explosion from FTL particle collisions destablizing the fundamental properties of matter. Now there is only Limbo.

I wish to be a sentient spaceship, powered by everything.

[~Neri]

Granted, one of the power sources is your mind. The foxes take it over after you lose your mind.

I wish that everybody has fox ears and a fox tail.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however humans are very delicate stupid idiotic worthless at times and easily freak out, most of humanity have there tails cut off only keeping the ears due to the fact hearing would probably hard without them.

I wish to be a walrus man.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You are now a walrus, man.

I wish to be an albino.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You die from the heat. Shoulda moved to Alaska first...
Granted. Enjoy your skin cancer susceptibility.

I wish Kevak was some kind of anthropomorphized animal, so that he had an obsession with humans instead.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, he kills humans and skins them and stuffs there skins to keep as dolls to cuddle with.

I wish to be able to do FABULOUS rainbow magic with my tusks, and the tusks can not be removed or destroyed or have anything done to them so that I can no longer use them for my FABULOUS rainbow magic.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. FABULOUS rainbow magic makes you the laughingstock of your area.

I wish to be faster than a speeding locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Repeatedly, because I won't go squish on landing.

[PTDfun]

Granted. The speed limit for locomotives is now 1 mph and all buildings are scaled appropriately for ants. You can run at 2 mph and jump 2 feet off the ground.

I wish to be Tony Stark.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, you are him just as he dies.

I wish I got more players in my Fate Weaver forum RP.