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[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here are your ancient family photos of the 1890's happy straight couple. So kind of you to care about your great great grandparents.

I wish for some skis.

[Tawa]

Granted. You go skiing and fall off a mountain twice.

I wish for a snowboard and mad skillz like on SSX Tricky. (semi-obscure gamecube references FTW!)

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You are plagued by abominable snowmen that try to eat your face.

I wish for a keyboard.

[WillowLuman]

I wish for a bass guitar. I can already tell what you're thinking, you punning devil you.

[Tawa]

Granted. Enjoy the thing you typed that sentence with, because that's your wish.

I wish for a better avatar. My obscure book reference is getting old.

Ninja'd.

Granted. It's made out of mud, rocks, and bubblegum. Yaaaay.

I wish for a better avatar than my crappy obscure fantasy novel reference, which is boring.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but first you must tell us all what the reference is. Seriously.

I wish for more fun with Molotovs.

[Tawa]

Granted.

HugoLuman's Inventory
!!stuff!!
!!more stuff!!
!!yet more stuff!!

I wish I didn't feel like an idiot for misspelling two google searches in a row.

It's intended to be a reference to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wheel_of_Time that. I think I know now what I shall do for my avatar.

[AndClayton]

Granted, you feel like less of an idiot but still continue to misspell your Google searches.

I wish I had the power to turn anything into diamond or gold, at my command.

[Tawa]

Granted.

Suddenly, you itch your nose while thinking about golden rings!

You have become golden.
You are deceased.

I wish that I was better at speed lines, hence my new avatar.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You hypnotize yourself and die of exposure.

I wish for a toothbrush.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted, it was previously used by a gay couple.

I wish for a new pencil.

[Comrade P.]

Granted, it was previously used by a gay couple.

I wish there were no more gay couples here.

[Helgoland]

Granted. All gay couples are declared Armenians.

I wish I had a tank destroyer destroyer.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted, it destroys all local gas tanks, making your entire neighborhood go up in flames.

I wish for HugoLuman and Comrade P. to be broken out of prison by a very small dog.

[Erils]

Granted. However, the dog has an even worse fate in store for them..

I wish that the dog wasn't so maliciously evil.