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[AndClayton]

Granted, the US adopts it's new "Stars, Stripes and Possum" pattern. Every respectable country in the world with ICBM missile capabilities immediately launches am apocalyptic nuclear strike on the US for it's silly flag, the world ends in a catastrophic nuclear winter.

I wish I knew what really happened to the Dwemer in the Elder Scrolls universe.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They took an interdimensional vacation to the Hunting Grounds to shoot your ass. Still, beats getting torn apart by werewolves for eternity.

I wish Akulakahn got completed, because two Numidiums Aw Yeah.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but the two fight to the death.

I wish that I had a potato.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a life-size inflatable potato. It smells like artificial ass.

I wish for a replica USS Constitution.


Btw, worth it.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted, but no one in the United States respects or follows it due to the Obama Administration.



I wish that Liberals would be transported to Pluto. On a one way trip.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but we take everything worthwhile with us.

I wish for a space car.

[IronTomato]

Granted, drive your ass over to Pluto.
(Just kidding, liberal is good)

I wish for a corn dog.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted, but your gay friends used it before. Hope your happy.


I wish for a political thread that wouldn't devolve into a flame war.

[Comrade P.]

Granted, go discuss Canadian politics somewhere. Anywhere.

I wish there were no politics and political-related wishes or answers at all in this thread.

[IronTomato]

Granted. The past few political wishes get erased. You feel an uncontrollable desire to see them again.

I wish the world was a cube. And that it was possible for the world to be a cube.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The Genies look for other, even more inflammatory ways to misinterpret what you wish for. ninja'd

Granted. Welcome to Roblox.

I wish we had pictures of Ceres already, that place sounds awesome.

[IronTomato]

Granted.

Whoopee!

I wish I could spend a week in low orbit.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You've lost power, water rations & O₂ are low, your orbit is slowly decaying and rescue won't get there for 8 days.
And you're with your gay friends who used the craft before you.

I wish every single vehicle world-wide required a gay couple to have tender loving sex (using corn dogs) in the back before being street/space/sea/air worthy.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But given the percent of the population that is gay, production of vehicles is slowed to a crawl.

I wish to save IronTomato

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted. You save him from the horror of being stuck in a spaceship previously occupied by a gay couple having sex.

You still die in re-entry, though.



I wish for Grizzly Adams to never be able to wish in this thread involving gay couples.

(Also, double wish)

I wish for the deportation of Bieber back to Canada.