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[pisskop]

Ganted, you remain young and hair-free, and childlike in appearence forever (or until you die).

I wish for privacy.

[lemon10]

Ganted, you remain young and hair-free, and childlike in appearence forever (or until you die).

I wish for privacy.

Granted, the government comes, sticks you in a submersible, and drops that to the bottom of the ocean, where you remain till you die of starvation/dehydration.

I wish all my classes were in a row, instead of spread out over the whole week.

[wer6]

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granted your are now in a bunker very close to the core of the earth and your are stuck in a room forever with only tastless water and raw human brains for ever good luck

i wish i was a elfish necromancer that was quite lovable perhaps like a dwarf to a war dog.

and i was ninjaed damn

[wer6]

they are litteraly in a row  and you are walking to them  you get squished by the wall,

i wish for what i wished last post

[Audioworm333]

Granted. Turns out that as lovable as you are, necromancy is highly frowned upon.

I wish my dad wasn't a cheating manwhore.

[tomio175]

Your dad wasn't, but now he is.

I wish for ice cream.

[wer6]

granted how ever as the side affects of having  !! ice cream!! is death since it also teleported you to the core of the sun.

i wish that necromancy was tolerable.

[lemon10]

Granted, necromancy is now perfectly accepted by society. Sadly for you someone kills you and turns you into a zombie, and faces no repercussions at all.

I wish a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.99999999999% of the speed of light at earth.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. The ten pound stone is impacted by a stray meteroite, and knocked hopelessly off course. It ends up eradicating the only other life in the universe by a freak chance.

I wish I was perfectly healthy.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. You are so perfectly, you are used for medical testing.

I wish that BattleMechs were real

[lemon10]

Granted. Battle mechs are real, but they exist on a alien planet that you will never go to or hear about.

I wish that a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.999999999% of the speed of light at Earth. AND it hits Earth.

[kaijyuu]

Granted. It hits a lot of other things first, but most of the remaining dust makes it to Earth's atmosphere, at least.


I wish my various plushies and stuffed animals were alive.

[Xantalos]

Granted. Battle mechs are real, but they exist on a alien planet that you will never go to or hear about.

I wish that a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.999999999% of the speed of light at Earth. AND it hits Earth.

Granted, but you just fired 10 ponds of paper with the word 'stone' on them at the Earth, and they burn up in the atmosphere.

I wish for freedom.
NINJA

[Cassandra]

Granted, but they sacrifice and eat you as a sign from their new god.

I wish that Urist recieved an elfskin sock.

[Xantalos]

He eats it.

I wish for freedom.