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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296112 times)

Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11820 on: October 19, 2012, 01:37:16 am »
Granted. I think the world ending horribly in a million screams is corruption enough.

I wish eating elves didn't require starvation.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11821 on: October 19, 2012, 01:38:42 am »
Quote from: Cassandra on October 19, 2012, 01:37:16 am
Granted. I think the world ending horribly in a million screams is corruption enough.
This one's OOC thread material (I think)!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11822 on: October 19, 2012, 05:37:12 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on October 19, 2012, 01:37:16 am
Granted. I think the world ending horribly in a million screams is corruption enough.

I wish eating elves didn't require starvation.

Granted, it requires being an elf.

I wish for a large vat of protoblood (Lexx).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11823 on: October 22, 2012, 07:29:54 pm »
(Did I just stop the thread with just one wish?)
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Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11824 on: October 22, 2012, 07:33:05 pm »
Congrats! The proto blood is now in your veins! They explode! You die.

I wish for the power of Old Spice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11825 on: October 22, 2012, 07:37:49 pm »
Granted. You are smelly.

I wish I travelled back in time 24 hours every 48 hours, and aged half as fast, so I had twice as much time in a day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11826 on: October 22, 2012, 08:11:36 pm »
Granted, you now live through every death in your family twice.

I wish I was an anti-liberal pot smoking katana weilding lightning throwing heavily armored cultist with a love for black people.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11827 on: October 22, 2012, 08:20:16 pm »
Granted. Your anti-liberalism and pot smoking lead to internal conflict, your katana usage is inaccurate so you end up harming those you were trying to miss, the lightning follows the laws of physics, you can never take off the armor, your cult is illegal, and your cellmate is a superpowered KKK member.

I wish all wish corruptions were this thorough.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11828 on: October 22, 2012, 08:30:49 pm »
They are. Each of them begins to take centuries to write, what with all the neccesary modifiers.

I wish I was Old Man Henderson.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11829 on: October 22, 2012, 08:41:59 pm »
No corruption needed.

I wish for nothing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11830 on: October 22, 2012, 08:47:51 pm »
The universe collapses into itself leaving you never dying in an empty void forever.

I wish to have the ability to enter and leave movies/books/games universes but be unable to die or be injured there, i can also leave through mental command.
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11831 on: October 22, 2012, 08:50:15 pm »
Granted, but your mental command takes 100 years of Earth time to complete.


I wish for enlightenment.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11832 on: October 22, 2012, 08:51:23 pm »
You enter My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. You come back and everyone saw you. Good luck explaining that.

You are enlightened about how KFC makes their chicken. You can never enjoy chicken again.

I wish we would get to page 800 already.
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11833 on: October 22, 2012, 08:56:36 pm »
Granted, but now everyone is going to spam the thread, and it will close on page 800.

I wish cutebolds could be enslaved.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11834 on: October 22, 2012, 08:58:42 pm »
Wish granted, its nine pages of spam bots and toady removes not only this tooic, but all of the FGaRP Board.

I wish for guidence.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?
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