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[Trapezohedron]

DF 1.0.0 comes out. You get trapped underneath a building as it falls down a sinkhole. Because of your immunity to negativity, you writhe in pain underneath the weight of a thousand tons of concrete and rebar and keep wishing you died already.

I wish somebody made an innovative forum game.

[MrCelt]

Your wish is fufilled, and you get off your ass, and make one yourself, but the game is instantly copied so much it is no longer innovative, causing you to kill yourself, watching how much money you could have made if you made it play to play.

[misko27]

I wish the person before me had posted a wish.

[pisskop]

Granted, MrCelt wishes you made his wish for him.

I wish I understood why magic: The Gathering is still so poular amoungst college level students.  The game has been completely reworked, from what Ive heard...  Course its been near 13 years since I played.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. You know understand. This knowledge drives you into frothing insanity, and you begin slaving away to create the perfect deck for the game. Eventually, you are beaten to death by a mob of angry M:tG fans for having the perfect deck.

I wish the world was grimdark.

[Mr Space Cat]

Granted. It was already dark, but now it's even worse.

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It's also too dark to see clearly, and you keep smacking your face into walls.

I wish that wishes were fishes.

[pisskop]

Granted, all wishes spawn fish eggs within the wisher's stomache, which hatch and nibble through the wisher's intestine, leading to terrible non-lethal pain.


I wish all sentences written or spoken had to end with a pun.

[Sirus]

Granted. They are all so terrible that they are pun-ishable by death.

I wish for a glass of orange juice.

[tomio175]

DF 1.0.0 comes out. You get trapped underneath a building as it falls down a sinkhole. Because of your immunity to negativity, you writhe in pain underneath the weight of a thousand tons of concrete and rebar and keep wishing you died already.

I wish somebody made an innovative forum game.

Just sayin', but a bunch of that is pretty negative, going against the wish. Corruption busted.

[MrCelt]

Granted. They are all so terrible that they are pun-ishable by death.

I wish for a glass of orange juice.

You get your glass of orange juice, but it's the only drink you'll ever have for the rest of your life, so you better ration that bitch.

I wish there was such a thing as an uncorruptable wish in this thread; and I'd use it on destroying world hunger and greed.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. There is such thing as an uncorruptible wish. You'd need the combined knowledge and wit of every lawyer on earth, plus two Truean's, to make such a wish. Good luck with that.

I wish that world hunger was even worse. Corrupt that.

[misko27]

Muahaha! Your linguistic contractions have failed you my son! Now face DOOOM!

Granted. However, regardless of what you would do with it, It is instead given to me, who uses it to start a world-encompassing reign of darkness.
EDIT DAMN YOU.

Granted. It is made worse by channeling all of it onto you. You whine so much people kill themselves in the millions.

I wish I had a anti-ninja device.

[Sirus]

Granted. World hunger is at it's peak, and you feel every hunger pain that any human ever feels. Karma, bitch.

I liked mine better

Granted. However, a ninja disabled it in the time between you squiring the device and activation. And then the ninja killed you.

I wish I understood Python.

[tomio175]

You understand Python. Too bad you're being eaten by one.

I wish Jersey Shore wasn't canceled. (The worst thing on the planet. Corrupt THAT Bay12!)

[Sirus]

Jersey Shore is un-cancled. You are forced to watch it forever; everyone else can ignore it if they wish.

I wish I had Aquaman's powers, but applied to snakes instead of sea creatures.