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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10845 on: April 30, 2012, 07:48:59 am »

Granted. The brainwashed-and-totally-evil Ninja Turtles steal it.

This space wishes to be intentionally left blank.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10846 on: April 30, 2012, 03:47:47 pm »

granted... a rock falls on you because you tore the balance of the blank space universe

i wish for the ability to punch someone trough the internet and only i get the ability
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10847 on: April 30, 2012, 05:22:27 pm »

Granted, you punch yourself so hard you lose the ability.

I wish for massive quantities of trail mix and beef jerkey.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10848 on: April 30, 2012, 05:33:24 pm »

Granted. You take one bite and die from meat poisoning.

I wish I had the ability to be omnipresent and omnipotent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10849 on: April 30, 2012, 05:53:13 pm »

Granted, you choose not to use it.

I wish for a portal gun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10850 on: April 30, 2012, 07:51:42 pm »

GlaDos kills you with nerotoxin

i wish for a pie
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10851 on: April 30, 2012, 08:04:34 pm »

Granted. It is handed to you by Jim Levenstein. He says he thoroughly enjoyed it.

I wish Sporting was still competing in the Europa League.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10852 on: May 02, 2012, 03:18:11 am »

Granted. Sporting loses all games with an average score of 0-10
I wish I wasn't unnecessary staying up late.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10853 on: May 02, 2012, 03:31:48 am »

It becomes necessary you stay up late, and you end up asleep by 8 PM.

I wish that I could speak French fluently.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10854 on: May 02, 2012, 03:57:35 am »

Accordé! Mais, soudain, la francophonie deviens une maladie fatale, extrèmement contagieuse. Vous êtes mis en quarantaine, mais pas assez vite...

I wish I could come up with more wishes with which to participate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10855 on: May 02, 2012, 06:54:01 pm »

You make so many good ideas you go insane in the time it takes to respond because of all the possibilities.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10856 on: May 02, 2012, 07:37:33 pm »

Wish granted! However, in the explosion of magic, you become [censored].
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10857 on: May 02, 2012, 07:41:15 pm »

Wish granted! However, in the explosion of magic, you become [censored].
I wish the poster above me had understood the mechanic of this thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10858 on: May 02, 2012, 07:46:30 pm »

I do but I was raging and did not want to offend half the population of the U.S. but fine here is a better one:

I wish that I was the nameless king
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10859 on: May 02, 2012, 07:49:05 pm »

(I wasn't taliking about you, Tsuchigumo didn't make a wish.)
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