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[SoHowAreYou]

Granted it sucks

I wish my states govenor would have corruption charges brought on him

[Spinal_Taper]

The charges are brought upon him, and he is a public hero, as corruption is welcomed under his rule.

I wish for a level 3 RED sentry.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted but you are BLU

I wish Aurthur C. Clarke was still alive

[Argonnek]

Granted, but he spends his old age traveling instead of writing, and no new books are released.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You get a non-tarnished business card of Graphix Inc.

I wish I was a dubbleyoudubbleyoudubbleyou dot com.

[Argonnek]

Granted, your physical from is forcefully twisted into the shape of three double-us, two dots, and the letters c, o, and m. The pain is simply indescribable as you are rendered into a screaming mass of what used to be a human being.

I wish I had more motivation.

[TSTwizby]

Granted. You get so much motivation, you work yourself to death with your work still unfinished.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

[agertor]

Gra...*Explosion* You create a black hole that rips apart the very fabric of time. Some sort of adventure, and Chuck Norris had to save the day with his side kick Ace Ventura.

I wish that the French didn't speak French.

[Megaman]

Granted, someone else speaks French, and rename themselves French, so the French still speak French

I wish I could fly.

[TSTwizby]

Granted. You fly straight downwards for about ten seconds, then splash on the concrete.

I wish that the naming conventions for positive and negative charge were reversed.

[Blizzlord]

If it were so, then people would just become confused.

I would wish for magic to everyone.

[TSTwizby]

Granted. Some teenager gets dumped, uses magic to destroy the universe.

I wish that days were 25 hours long instead of 24.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Now there are fewer days each year and you work more each of them.

I wish that power did not corrupt and everyone who had it would be fair.

[TSTwizby]

Granted. No one has any power. Everyone sits in place and decomposes after a while.

I wish that the sky were pink rather than blue.

[borno]

Granted. However, since it is not blue, it is probably candyfloss, which is not atmosphere! You run out of oxygen and die in a puddle.

I wish that my avatar had a GOLDEN SWORD