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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1274557 times)

Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10830 on: April 30, 2012, 02:53:36 am »
Granted. You are no longer a penguin holding a wooden sword.

I wish I had ham on my sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10831 on: April 30, 2012, 03:00:44 am »
Granted. Unfortunately, it's undercooked, and you die from trichinosis.

I wish red wine didn't give me such horrible hangovers.
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Quote from: Gizogin on February 16, 2012, 01:17:56 pm
When I was reorganizing my inventory to fit all by books on life and death into various bags and things, I looked at my inventory and saw that I was multigrasping a necromancer slab.  It was pretty hilarious.
I think that would be an excellent way to impart the critical lessons of life and death to the ignorant masses.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10832 on: April 30, 2012, 03:02:24 am »
Granted. Now it gives you even worse hangovers.

I wish that there were a kind of snail which grew to be two feet long.
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Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I got a female and male dragon on my embark. I got cagetraps on the exits but im struggling to find a way to make them path into it.
Quote from: Callista on April 29, 2012, 07:01:38 pm
Live bait.
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3 dwarfs out of 7 dead so far

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10833 on: April 30, 2012, 03:05:40 am »
Granted. Wave goodbye to your garden! :D

I wish that my book series would persist for infinity while maintaining its high quality.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10834 on: April 30, 2012, 03:10:39 am »
Granted. The combined mass of the infinite number of books causes the universe to collapse.

I wish that I could survive without breathing.
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Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I got a female and male dragon on my embark. I got cagetraps on the exits but im struggling to find a way to make them path into it.
Quote from: Callista on April 29, 2012, 07:01:38 pm
Live bait.
Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 07:04:01 pm
3 dwarfs out of 7 dead so far

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10835 on: April 30, 2012, 03:13:20 am »
Granted. However, in order to do so, you exist in a permanent catatonic state.

I wish that bacon was as healthy for you as it is wonderfully tasty.
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Quote from: Montague on February 16, 2012, 01:29:59 pm
Quote from: Gizogin on February 16, 2012, 01:17:56 pm
When I was reorganizing my inventory to fit all by books on life and death into various bags and things, I looked at my inventory and saw that I was multigrasping a necromancer slab.  It was pretty hilarious.
I think that would be an excellent way to impart the critical lessons of life and death to the ignorant masses.

Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10836 on: April 30, 2012, 03:17:07 am »
Granted. Now it is necessary to eat bacon to survive. Prices skyrocket and the taste deteriorates. Life just got horrible.

I wish for a good quarterstaff.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10837 on: April 30, 2012, 03:21:28 am »
Granted. It falls from the sky, shattering your skull and tearing the brain.

I wish that the speck of dust on the table in front of me were two nanometers to the left.
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Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I got a female and male dragon on my embark. I got cagetraps on the exits but im struggling to find a way to make them path into it.
Quote from: Callista on April 29, 2012, 07:01:38 pm
Live bait.
Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 07:04:01 pm
3 dwarfs out of 7 dead so far

Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10838 on: April 30, 2012, 05:11:04 am »
Granted. You no longer care about it.

I wish I had extreme luck.
It is avatar related.
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In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10839 on: April 30, 2012, 05:12:56 am »
Too easy, you have extremely bad luck.

I wish for a 120gb/s internet connection.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10840 on: April 30, 2012, 05:15:20 am »
Granted. Your computer is now overloaded. Congratulations!

Since the wish itself was not corrupted, I'll stick to the last one: extreme luck.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
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Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10841 on: April 30, 2012, 06:26:39 am »
You Do, extremely bad luck.

I wish for a penguin
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10842 on: April 30, 2012, 06:27:09 am »
Granted. Your luck personifies into a person, who then does like skateboarding and skiing and shit.

Too bad while she's out being extreme, you don't have any.

Granted. It rickrolls you constantly.

I wish my boss wasn't so stubborn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10843 on: April 30, 2012, 06:38:29 am »
Granted. Now he is replaced with someone stupid who makes you do the impossible.

I wish I had my foxhead medallion.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10844 on: April 30, 2012, 06:59:24 am »
Granted, however, since you are not truly mat, somebody does magic on you and it works.

I wish I had pizza.
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