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[terkiey]

Granted, you can smash like a Big Overactive Sausage Strangler.

I wish for sausage strangler.

[agertor]

Granted, You are strangled to death by a sausage.

I wish I could mod games better.

[Skyrunner]

You can mod them to be better. You get sued by the sect of game purity and are driven bankrupt.


I wish Order of the Stick 846 is updated.

[The Immortal End]

Granted in fact you mod so well that all other modders conspire to kill you before you show them up

I wish I were Cthulu

ninja'd

Granted however the elf wizard is killed and goes to hell in this one

I still want to be Cthulu

[jaxy15]

Granted, but you are in a dark oblivion where everything is boring. You eventually die from boredom.

I wish for a ferrari cake.

[Skyrunner]

You get a ferrari cake, except it's not in capitals so the cake wasn't baked and you cannot do anything with the cake except shake in fear as the cake hates you.

I wish I was ... uh...

... a multimillionare?

[The Immortal End]

Granted however you are not satisfied and eventually your greed leads to your downfall at the hands of Bill Gates

I wish I was the final incarnation of Duncan Idaho, have fun with this if you don't know what happens and yes the one at the end of Sandworms

Ok nobodies going to bite even though there is a Dune wiki how about this

I wish I became Star child from 2001 and if you don't get this you need to read more

[jaxy15]

Granted, but because I don't get it, I read more. I read so much that eventually, your wish is only partially granted.

I wish for a Ferrari cake. Again.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. However, some idiot kills you and takes your cake before you can eat it.


I wish I had all the time in the world.

[Scelly9]

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted, you are encased in obsidian and live forever. After a few years you are catapulted into the sun for unknown reasons. You live out the rest of the lifespan of earth being burned forever.

I wish that I had water that didn't smell of sulfur.

[Trapezohedron]

Time stops, everything freezes. Everything, including handbags and floating pens are impossible to move or interact. Welcome to the world of time-frozen human-shaped statues.

You wait an eternity until the madness is over. By the time it ends, you're already gone (mentally).

Granted. You get water that reeks of feces.

I wish I... err nevermind.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted.  You get killed by the Klingon Monkeys of Skryim and die in a hole.

I wish I was encased in obsidian and immortal, being burnt alive.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, but you quickly regret your decision. It feels like a form-fitting turbo broiler inside, and you can't even die from all the pain you feel.

I wish I had a cudgel of rebuke.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. The cudgel rebukes you by hitting you in the face.


I wish I was encased in obsidian and immortal, being burnt alive, and without emotion.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The cudgel rebukes you by hitting you in the face.


I wish I was encased in obsidian and immortal, being burnt alive, and without emotion.

Granted, you are an Elf.

I wish The Never Ending Story 3 was never made.