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[Sirus]

Granted. The user "no one" now has a pony avatar.

I wish I had a pear.

[Skyrunner]

You mispronounce and now have a bear.

It eats yeh.

I wish I could translate at the speed of sound.

[Sirus]

The wish fails because mental activities can not be measured in (distance divided by time).

I wish all of my VHS tapes would turn into DVD copies.

[Phantom of The Library]

טנוזעג ןופ טַייקכיגיד ַייב
Granted.

Granted, however the new DVD's have an existential crisis and wonder whether or not they are actually people.

I wish that I had a feesh sandwich.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now have a sandwich made of fish feet. The universe promptly explodes.




I wish for more good fanfic crossovers.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Granted. Crossover Fanfics become so good they become canon, and soon all fiction is within the same universe.

It sucked.

I wish this thread didn't have such high stats.

[jaxy15]

Granted. 695 pages are immediately deleted and people rarely post on this thread.

I wish to be idolized by millions.

[Argonnek]

Granted. Jealous people then start kidnapping you for ransom. Despite the abundance of your adoring fans, you are left with the kidnappers.

I wish that I could have all the rum I wanted, without legal interference.

[Sirus]

Jack Sparrow steals all of the rum.

I wish I had the deduction skills of Sherlock Holmes.

[Trapezohedron]

As well as his records of drug abuse.

Go to Jail.

I wish I was a clone of myself, and the original copy of myself was a clone of myself.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are a character from Tsubasa Resivoir Chronicles

I Wish for another fish sandwich.

[Vorthon]

Granted. It is made from some kind of fish they dragged up from the deepest part of the ocean. It has the consistency of jelly.

I wish I had all the super powers. All of them. And that I didn't explode from overpowered-ness.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You explode from awesomness instead.


I wish I was a easy-to-kill slime, and that I had no emotions.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Your entire family gets killed by a merciless serial killer. And you don't even care.


I wish for a girdle of frost giant strength.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Granted. However, you proceed to freeze into a cube while drinking it because of the Frosty bit.

I wish all of my programs didn't break all the time.