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[Flying Dice]

Granted. Now sit down, you arrogant scum.




I wish for more rain in bright sunlight.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. All the witches in the world get married at once, and the world is flooded in the hottest day of the year.

I wish for a rotten taco.

[zomara0292]

Granted, but you forget it was rotten and eat it.

I wish this thread would not pull so many .Jesus'

[Zephyr]

Granted! i have no idea what you meant 

I wish i could throw a grenade into a croud without consequences =D

[DarkWolfXV]

Granted but the bone bits of crowd tear your brain apart and you are dead.

I wish to be immortal.

[Argonnek]

Granted. You are forced to watch as all of your friends and family age an die. Eventually, you are in a building that tragically collapses and are stuck under tons of steel and concrete for centuries.

I wish I had a mug that would keep my tea warm for longer.

[terkiey]

You have a mug of magma.

I wish for a magma of mug.

[zomara0292]

You have a mug of magma.

I wish for a magma of mug.

granted, but it doesn't stay in the cup for long. in fact, now it is all over yo- well, what was your hand and right leg. At least it cauterized the wound instantly.

I wish I could communicate with any animal I want and force them to do my bidding, causing me to run a one sided extermination campaign against every ant in the world.

Granted! i have no idea what you meant 

I wish i could throw a grenade into a croud without consequences =D

This thread dies more than the Doctor.

[Loud Whispers]

Granted. You are wracked with guilt form the trillions of ants screaming yyyyyyyyyyyy :C

I wish I had the mightiest loaf of bread to have ever existed.

>Does not intend to eat it

[Drago55577]

Granted, it becomes a hero saving the world while your lowly and poor, and watch as your creation exceeds you. You soon vomit suicide. The loaf of bread in sadness of your death commits suicide after you.

How sad


I wish my dream came back.

[Zephyr]

Granted. since you didn't specify you get your worst recurring nightmare.

I wish the Doctor died more than this thread again.

[zomara0292]

Granted. His(her) three alternate reality deaths occur in this reality. But then the thread falls in an odd pattern of dieing each new Doctor Who episode premiere and then a strong burst of activity, tripling its death rate before the Doctor is no more.


I wish I could become a Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. . . .. .. . . ship.

[Skyrunner]

Granted. You become a mathematical group of Time and Relative Dimensions that is inherited by the group of Ship. You don't actual be that ship.

I wish I could DM more than one game...

[Vorthon]

Granted. Your brain is partitioned in a horrific, mentally-scarring procedure. You can DM more than one game with ease now, but you go completely catatonic whenever you hear or see the word 'bisect'.

I wish I had magical SPACE! powers.

[Skyrunner]

((Y'know, that's not too bad.))

Granted. They allow you to control vacuums. However, you cannot move or create them, and only can manipulate whatever is inside the vacuum. By definition, nothing.

I wish I could smash like a BOSS! (in tennis)