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[Scelly9]

I wish The Never Ending Story 3 was never made.

Granted. They skipped that one and made number 4

I wish that I had water that did not smell of anything.

[Vorthon]

Granted. It's carbonated with Carbon Monoxide. Have fun!

I wish I had superpowers.

[jaxy15]

Granted, but you get so many powers that your own power is too enormous for you to handle and you explode.

I wish shoelaces were banned.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Neckties are now mandatory for daily outdoor walking. Failure to comply results in a swift death.

I wish I was half-robot-ninja-elephant-dinosaur-dragon-man.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You explode due to awesomeness and get sent to the domain of the elf collaborators..

I wish I had pie, any pie, any flavour.

[Rose]

Granted. You have a cow pie.

I wish I had something to eat.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You have so much food that you die due to lack of oxygen.

I wish that duckfaces never existed.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You have so much food that you die due to lack of oxygen.

I wish that duckfaces never existed.

Granted It's faceduck instead.

I wish faceduck became a meme.

[The Immortal End]

Granted it now becomes so annoying that everybody kills you for being the one who wrought this horror upon us

I wish I was Mau'dib use the Dune Wiki

[PTTG??]

Granted, you are a tiny desert mouse.

I wish this thread would finally die.

[Sirus]

It dies, but comes back to life and zombifies all of the other threads.

I wish I had a job.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get paid peanuts every 16 hours.

I wish for a perfect memory.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You are overwhelmed by a torrent of painful, shameful memories.





I wish I had a carton of tea.

[Scelly9]

Granted, you get a carton of dirt tea.

I wish my oven was done.

[DarkWolfXV]

Granted but it exploded.

I wish no one had a pony avatar