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[raptorfangamer]

your wish will be done, but it will have a short duration, it will have many drawbacks, it wont work at all, and it wont help you at all, it is obvious that the knights who said ni a while ago wont accept you, so you should stop it with the stupidity, stop trying, you are still affected by the word it though.

I wish to know what to wish

[Vorthon]

Granted. You now know what to wish for. However, the wish cannot be expressed in any human language. You try to learn the language of the Great Race of Yith, but it drives you absolutely, irrevocably batshit-insane. Have fun with babbling like a deranged chimp for the rest of your life.

I wish I could summon and bind Azathoth to my will, without any negative repercussions. Ultimate power shall mine! 

[zomara0292]

Granted. But it causes and evil in a can. It turns out that Azathoth was holding back a greater, unnamed, evil, of whom is now your problem. Spiderman effect.

[Valid_Dark]

wish granted, but you spill some mustard on your shirt and now you need to change.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[MrCelt]

wish granted, but you spill some mustard on your shirt and now you need to change.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but your nose is permanently blocked due to sinus damage caused by the sudden leaving of the virus

I wish my damn printer and hardware (including computer) would work!

[jetex1911]

Granted. They are now working, but the power turns off, stopping you from using it. But hey, at least It works now!

I wish that my Bro would stop annoying me about buying Red Orchestra 2.

[MrCelt]

Granted. They are now working, but the power turns off, stopping you from using it. But hey, at least It works now!

I wish that my Bro would stop annoying me about buying Red Orchestra 2.

He stops annoying you... Kinda hard to do that when he and your entire extended family were hit by buses.

I wish I'd get off the computer and get some sleep.

[Goron]

Granted, but now that you are no longer on top of the nice and warm computer you are getting very, very cold, making for an extremely unpleasant sleep. 
I wish I did not have to go to work tomorrow.

[Sirus]

Granted! You're in jail instead.

I wish for antacid tablets.

[MrCelt]

Granted! but you now have a really bad headache instead.

I wish my phone's autocorrect wasn't shit..

[empfan]

Granted, but the autocorrect came with a rogue AI

I wish I had a seed

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now have Gundam SEED: Destiny. You go insane from the sheer stupidity.



I wish I had poniponiponi.

[zomara0292]

Granted. You now have poniponiponi, the MLP equivalent of Cthulu, waiting for you at every door in your house. He/She/It wants to look you in they eyes and ask you to love it.


I wish that corruptions stop hurting people without becoming dull.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. They now stop hurting people but become sharp. It is only a matter of time before people trip over the corruptions and get impaled.

I wish I could corrupt wishes more creatively.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, you start corrupting wishes and hopes IN REAL LIFE causing global panic and possibly suicide. good job

I wish for the ordo maellus to come and save us