Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you receive a truckload of people named Pennie.  In short order you are arrested for kidnapping and sentenced to Gauntamo bay, where you meet Jorge, your new best friend.  The two of you plan your escape and you successfully escape, however Jorge is shot down in the process and you are forced to swim the ocean by yourself, in a feat of super-human endurance you reach Florida and are promptly eaten by a crocodile.

I wish my pizza rolls were done.

((Welcome to Bay12 forums jaina!))

[jaina]

((thank you for the welcome))

wish granted, your pizza rolls are instantly cooked by the heat of a thermonuclear weapon, incinerating all life, including you, within a 4 mile radius and irradiating everything within an additional 10 mile radius.

I wish for a single, child sized, hand knitted, white glove, made form alpaca fur, to be set delicately in the middle of a five lane mega high way.

[Toady One]

(removed a troll derail)

[Paras]

Granted, but unfortunately for the gloves it was a hot summer day and the roads were very, very hot thus causing the glove to set aflame and turn to ashes.

I wish I could grow an inch taller.

[jaina]

Granted, your bones break in numerous places causing horrendous pain for the rest of your life as they stretch misshapenly to give you that extra inch.

I wish I had a full charged AA battery in the left front pocket of my pants.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, to do so you ingest radioactive waste, unfortunately, since this is the real world, you die soon after.

Granted, it is inside of a bomb.  The bomb has one second left on the timer.

I wish I knew what just happened to this thread.  I go away for a few minutes and all of a sudden the Great Toad shows up. o.O

[Twi]

Granted, you realize that it involved black jokes. It was terrible. Depressing, even.

I wish that didn't happen.

[jaina]

granted, it didn't happen, of of history is reset back to the instant of the big bang.

I wish for a small, adorable, healthy, harmless kitten.

[Dragor23]

Granted. You get so obsessed with this cute kitten, that you forget how to breath.


I wish for a orange.

[Paras]

Granted, you receive an orange only to find out it is spoiled. Thus, all plans of eating the orange are ruined.

I wish I was in a comfortable tuxedo with no defects what-so-ever.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, it was designed for a sharply dressed skeleton detective, it doesn't fit you and he wants it back.  Oh, yes did I mention that he's a crackerjack sorcerer too?

I wish that I knew how to boogie like the best.

((And a welcome to you too Paras!  This thread seems to attract Lunatics of all kinds.))

[Twi]

((Blame me. I told some of my fellow-other-forumites about this site, and...well, this happened. ))

Granted, you realize that it's not really any different from normal boogieing, thus defeating the point.

I wish that the Earth was flat.

[Paras]

Granted, the Earth is flat, but because of it's flat nature it crushes everyone inside of it.

I wish Jaina was my mom.

[jaina]

...
...
...
I'm gonna let someone else take this

[Dragor23]

(Hahaha, ohmygod)

Granted. You're weak baby shark and jaina is big mama shark. CHOMP, you got eaten by mommy.


I wish for a spoiled orange.