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[MrCelt]

He comes and saves us, but then is shot by the United states government. they then use brainwashing technology to remove the information from our heads,and the internet
Err... What's an Orbo Maellus?

I wish Starcraft Two was balanced..

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, it is as boring as Mario with no enemies to avoid.

I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.

((Ordo Maellus is from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic))

[Sirus]

((Ordo Maellus is from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic))

(TF2 announcer voice)
YOU FAIL!

Granted, the fish is blue whale-sized. It eats you.

I wish PotL knew what the Ordo Maellus is.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, I googled it.  I still prefer the Ordo in SWOR.

I wish that I had actually remembered that the Ordo in SWOR was Canderous Ordo.

[Sirus]

Granted. You remember it now, but far too late to save yourself from shame 

I wish for a healthy salad.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it's too expensive to buy.


I wish for some fish.


((My brother... I am ashamed of you... very ashamed.  ))

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You awake in the stomach of a giant catfish.







I wish for a giant pet catfish to ride.

[Sirus]

Granted. You forgot to wish for the ability to breathe underwater, and subsequently drowned.

I wish I could write a best-selling novel.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You publish a fan-sequel to Twilight with 20% more shirtless men and braindead women.





I wish I could draw better.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You new muscular body allows you to draw things closer to you much more easier.

I wish I was an anti-villain.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. a Hero kills you.

I wish for a jetpack.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. It's one of those shitty high-pressure water ones.






I wish I could live without breathing.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. The exhause burns your legs off at the knee.
Granted. You are placed inside an iron lung machine, which does your breathing for you.

I wish I could read a Mario/Superman crossover fanfiction of masterwork quality.

[Sirus]

Granted! It is yaoi fiction.

I wish my browser's auto-correct would recognize more words.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. It only recognizes ones from your search history, and autocorrects them.






I wish I could get a decent corruption from one of yew.