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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Gran-wait, he exists already.Go red the Guiness Book of World Records.

I wish you people would stop making wishes about the Tall Man, and call him by his name, Krnklr Yrnlvnt.

[Flying Dice]

Granted.

Fire, fire,
build-a-pyre.
Wait for the tall man
and-say-his-name.

Fire, fire,
rising-higher.
Now name the tall man:
Krln-kir-Yrl-vnt

We sacrifice you, in order to properly invoke his name.


I wish I wasted less spare time.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, the old husk of my body rises from ashes and tosses you into a wall, gravitysploding you. You no longer waste spare time.

I wish that Loud Whispers was not legion, and therefore beatable using a single sock.

[zomara0292]

granted. Granted. He is no longer legion, but you still fail at beating him with said sock. Instead, he takes your sock and beats you to death with it.

I wish I could make the perfect zombie.

[JackOSpades]

you will make the perfect zombie when the hoard comes for youuuu....


I wish for a PB&J

[terkiey]

Granted, a dancing banana steals it.

I wish a dancing banana would steal my food.

[Loud Whispers]

A dancing banana steals your d00dz

I wish legion was singularity

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, but for being paradoxial Louis eats you, thinking you are a giant pill.

I wish singularity was legion.

[Rose]

Granted. A blackhole somewhere is posessed by a bunch of evil spirits.

I wish for the perfect BRRRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. I give you the perfect brain. Turns out you were vegetarian and you decide not to accept it, because it conflicts with your diet.

I wsih taht the psteor bloew can raed tihs.

[Sirus]

The ptseor can raed it pfrecltey wlel, and iltnuss you bcuseae erbvoedy kowns tihs tcrik.

I wish this "sour" gum I have is actually sour.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted, your mouth is filled with the taste of sour milk, yummy.

I wish for [wish not found]

[Alternatecash]

[Corruption not found.]

I with Cataclysm wouldn't crash every 3 minutes.

[Valid_Dark]

[Corruption not found.]

I with Cataclysm wouldn't crash every 3 minutes.

You with cataclysm, and now it crashes every 4 minutes.

I wish my toes were alive and had little faces/mouthes so they could talk to each other.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. They gain their own personality, and take control of you. You struggle to cut yourself, and fail; they have total control of your human arms, after all.

[Insert wish here]