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[JackOSpades]

granted you are now completely at the capricious whim of Bay12 forum goers until eventually RL stuff will cause Nuke to slow down updates and eventually they will stop altogether and you will die, such is the fate of all forum games.

I wish such was not the fate of all forum games 

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. All forum games now go on forever, never reaching an actual ending.

I wish I was more motivated.

[JackOSpades]

granted you are motivated to jump off a building.

I do wish forum games went on forever.... 

[Valid_Dark]

granted, but they fill up so fast you are always at the bottom of the waitlist and never get to play them.

I wish I had a cigarette

[zomara0292]

Granted, You not only get a cigarette, you get the world oldest cigarette. So you smoke. And the smoke fills your lungs. Long story short, you have an allergic reaction and die.
I wish I was not addicted to My Little Pony.

[Valid_Dark]

granted, after watching an episode of tellytubbies you for some reason can't help but watch them over and over again and you soon forget all about my little pony.

I wish i was as awesome as the flim flam brothers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted,however, an army of insane elf collaborators kill you for being too awesome. They then begin a revolt,which end with the world being controlled by elves, and the flim flam brothers, and anything to do with them, destroyed.

I wish my blurb said BLARG.

[zomara0292]

Granted. Your blurb says BLARG. And it does again. And again. And again. And I get annoyed enough to buy a shotta and fills your face full of dakka.

I wish I could find a MMORTS.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. However, it turns out to be a fake and I impale you from behind with an alicorn horn.

I wish I was inferior. (No imagination tonight I'm afraid.)

[zomara0292]

Gra- Wait. . . . .  I dont have to grant that one. You already are. *Goes through a rather large tome of names and animals.* Wow. Even Trixie is better than you.

I wish i could find a way to grant  IamanElfCollaborator's wish.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. However, I don't know what corrution it was, so no help from me.

I wish for a hyperspace/warp/alcubierre/whatever-capable starship of my very own!

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. You get abducted by a hive-mind alien race that uses advanced mutation technology on other aliens (like you) to draft them into usefulness. You are now the brain of a recon starship, have no autonomy, and they are at war with a superior race.

I was I was more motivated with my artistic endeavors.

[Loud Whispers]

You become the greatest doodle artist to have ever existed, but you pull a Vincent van Gough, and no one cares about your artistic endeavours until one day you magically implode due to doodle overload.

I wish the next person's wish was horrifically corrupted beyond recognition.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted my wish was that there were no more wishes, it was horribly corrupted and it is what it now is:

I wish that rfid uxstep kRrhd pdheh eodhsn¡!!

[Flying Dice]

Granted, you summon the Elder God Letterus Scramblus and quickly go insane, devouring your own vowels in a mad panic.



I wish the Tall Man was real.