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[FuzzyZergling]

I̢ͬ̒ͯ̽́̈̋ ͙̀̇͊w̷͎į̬͉̑s̖͇̿̓̿̓ͅh͇͙̹͎̋͛̏͗ ̬̽̑̀́s͎̮͎̔ͣ̓ͅờ̻͓̮͉̟͔̔̔̒́m̮̲̟̈́̃́e͇̤̭̹ͩ͐̚b͇̟̤͑ͥ̌͑̉́͆o̠̹̜͍̾͆̀̋̊̃d̨͉̓̇̊̿ý͔̟̈́̈ͨ͆̌ͦ ̺̩c͇͘ōͧ̒̔̅̌̎r̓ͪ̑r̺̣̟̀̆͒̿͡u̴̲͓͕̻̜͉ͤp͇ͩ͜te̝͈̮̩͆́ͨͦ̆͐́d̷̥̯̞̞ͤ̑͗̑̇ ̸͖̗͋̃̓̄ͩm̸̬̫̝̗͗̅̓ͬ̀̅y͇͉̭̟͙̺͙͋͋͒̅ͤ͘ ̻̫͎̈̋̀w̋͏̳̱̭̖̫i̎ͯ̍́͆̅͏̳s̠̟̔̓̚h͉͚̞ͮ͒ͫ͜ ̖̃̾͛̄̅̕ͅẇ̛͍̥̦͇̂ͮi̿̈ͫ͒ͥ͌̏t҉͎͓͇̙͕̦̖h͙̹ ̵̥͚̹̑̽̎z̢̳̼͍̖͂̈́̍̉ͤ͌a̛͍͈̞̦̜̪̿l̹͇͎͈̈̈ͥ̏̌̇ͅġ̝̰͙̠̙̰̹̆̉̍͌̀ͮo͐ͩ҉̞͓̼͚ ̧̤̯̣̀͆̒ͨ͗o̫̟̮͚̫̖̊͑́͢r̦̹̲̬͔͑ͧ̌ͯ ̡̙͚̳̲̼̲͇ͨ̄͒̅͊͒tͨͬh̩̦̙͉̣̲̥ͤ̔̓́ͪ̒̾͞e̙̐ͥ ͈̤̥͇̉̒͒c̵͈̼̖͈͔̘̘͗̓͗ͬe̷͖͕̭̰ͫͮ͊ñs̖͉̲͎͇ͪͥͧ̉́̿͌ỏ͐ͮ͘r̮̳̖͉̠̞ͧͯ͢ ̣ͧ̾̾̾̓͛͝u͂͊ͤ͊̓̚̚ň̶̙ͤ̌̽í̵̪̰ͦ̈́͊͆̂̚c̯̖͎̳̆͛̉ọ̷̻̠̤͌d͈̜͙͚̮̫e̢͇̜̝̍̉̅̀ͪ͒ͯͅ ͓̪̤̐̀ͮͩb͙̬̜̝̞̃͒ó̴̘̘̠̦̊̿̾̊ͤ̾x̮̫̪̪̱͟ ̳͉͍̲͋ͥ͐̈́ͮt̲͎̲̼̪̀h͔̼̬̯͔͖͖͊̑̆̽͆͒̐ȋ̥̼̫͖̮͛̆ͨ̌͘ͅͅn͔͕͎͉͔̖ͥͫͩ̀͐ͮg̛͈̺̜̯.͖̮̄

Granted, but very few people understand the reference.

I wish I was Slender Man.

[mcclay]

Granted, but you get in a fight with Candlejack an

I wish people would join my RTD.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, people from the minecraft forums flood it with NOOOBZ LOL TEH SUKZORZ!!!11!!!!111!!!!
(Putting a link on the advertisement instead of just the name might help)


I wish that mafia didn't make me feel nasty afterwards.

[mcclay]

Granted, it makes you feel like the worst person in the universe.



I wish that my kindle allowed me to put links anywhere.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you write down the link address on a piece of paper and then carefully type it into the url tag.  Then your kindle explodes.

I wish that I had some chocolate.

[mcclay]

granted, it is posion choclate and you die

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you know exactly what to wish for, unfortunately that was the only wish you had.....


I wish people would stop wishing for more wishes

[Audioworm333]

Granted. They start wishing for less wishes. This predictably causes the universe to implode.

I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2.

[mcclay]

You get so good that everyone thinks you are a hacker and bans you

I wish my math grades were better.

[JackOSpades]

your math grade rises until it becomes an Infinite number and recursively becomes 0 to prevent the destruction of the universe.

I wish paradox space was easier to understand.

[jc6036]

Granted. However, a paradox arises; now everything else is harder to understand.

I wish for 9,999 cookies.

[mcclay]

Granted, you eat them all and die from over eating.


I wish I didn't hve to go to school tomarrow.

[zomara0292]

Granted, you died in your sleep, so you don't have school tomorrow.

I wish life were exciting

[JackOSpades]

Granted you grab a shovel and dig down to the HFS things just got !!EXCITING!!

I wish I had an Idiot translator so I could understand the rest of humanity  :/

[mcclay]

Granted, unfourtantely you are driven insane by what you here.



I wish I was the tall man from NUKE.13's game.