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[zomara0292]

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I wish life were like an 8-bit MMORPG

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. Unfortunately, you end up as an enemy NPC fated to die over and over again, causing your lie to turn into a living hell from which you cannot escape.

I wish I had another computer.

[zomara0292]

Granted. But you have no hands to use it with.

I wish I wished upon a star

[terkiey]

Granted, you are burned from the star.

I wish terminator apple juice.

[JackOSpades]

granted but the terminator misidentifies the "apple juice" as its target and crushes your skull to complete its mission.

I wish the last 2 terminator movies hadn't sucked.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. They are wiped from existence, thus never having sucked at all.

I wish I could crush my own skull over and over.

[zomara0292]

Granted. And you show a friend. Long story short, You make a long and unwilling career as an EXTREME S&M slave.

I wish i could be more fear inspiring than C'thulu.

[terkiey]

Granted, you are a homeless man.

I wish that pineapples grey bearded dwarf harmony of tryndamere Infinity Edge hax.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted, except Ganymede tomato Niagra bookend starch

I wish... I wish... I wish...

I wish the <=> method was defined.

[terkiey]

Some maths shit happens and E=MCsquared, then the world blows up.

I wish that the spittle of extranormal paranormal activity post job run...

[zomara0292]

Granted. You wish your nonsensical wish, casing a cup of green spittle to appear before your computer. It hijacks it through mystical forces and goes job hunting. The funny part is, it doesn't run, you do.

I wish I didn't pull a hypocritical move in reference to:

Granted. But I call Jesus on you because you left your projects out in the rain. Long story short, he kicks you butt.

I wish Fniff would finish his colony thread.

[terkiey]

Granted, but my brain hurties and you end up covered in rain with a giant holy asscheek eating your face.

I wish that my buttercup scooter will hurt the weapon of hitting on women

[JackOSpades]

Granted your buttercup scooter hurts your chances of ever successfully hitting on women (just like in REAL LIFE)
that I do believe is punishment enough as you spend the rest of your life as ayou sad lonly little person.

I wish Mango Papaya Orange Banana.

[Narushima]

You turn into one.

I wish I had millions of Euros.

[Sirus]

You have millions of Euros. The euro collapses the very next day, and now you can't buy a single candy bar with them.

I wish my mom wasn't sick.