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[b1gb0y2013]

Everyone exits the room, followed by a whirlwind of confetti (You said exiting...)

I wish my pyramid was back from the ashes of its death

[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, you aren't back from the ashes of your death.

I wish that Bram Moolenar was more famous.

[Zephyr]

granted! you become very unpopular however

i wish i knew how to spell @.@

[Taco Dan]

You now know how to spell @.@, great work, it's not even a word.


I wish the air in downtown Seattle wasn't made of horribleness.

[Demonic Spoon]

Granted, it is now made of cake. Everyone suffocates.

I wish I could draw better.

[Zephyr]

Granted...you can now draw epic stick figures

i wish i got to watch people maul eachother 

[James.Denholm]

Granted. You get to watch people maul each other. They maul each other. To death. You get arrested for multiple murders.

Back to the Future is currently playing on the TV. Hence, I wish I was in possession of an ordinary DeLorean.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You get it after the monster truck rally.

I wish that I didn't need to write this physics paper.

[warhammer651]

Granted. You get it after the monster truck rally.

I wish that I didn't need to write this physics paper.

Granted. Now you can't enter college and get stuck in a minimum wage job

I wish I wasn't addicted to the internet

[Zyzarda]

Granted. You realize your life sucks and you kill yourself.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie, but still existed.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. However, all other cakes in the spacetime continuum have been replaced with pies. That particular cake is now in area 52, guarded by antimatter weaponry, lasers, and a 100-foot thick sphere of slade a mile underground

I wish for cake.

[Zyzarda]

Granted. The cake is moldy and 405 Years old, though.

I wish I got to the cake and ate it, Then killed myself.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. Unfortunately, that was in an alternate reality. In this reality, you were permanently paralyzed three quarters of an inch from the cake, trapped in a motionless body for all eternity with the cake -just- out of your grasp.

I wish that I could make better wishes.

[b1gb0y2013]

Granted, you now start wishing for me to have more money.

I wish I had an avatar

[Zyzarda]

Granted, Its a .gif of 2girls1cup and you get banned.

I wish I dreamed about cheese.