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[Zephyr]

Granted. you wake up afterwards to find your pillows and half your bed eaten

I wish for a catapult!!

[b1gb0y2013]

Granted. You are launched by a catapult.

I wish for those chocolate money things... NOT REAL MONEY! I want chocolate!!!!

[Zyzarda]

Granted. You are launched by a catapult.

I wish for those chocolate money things... NOT REAL MONEY! I want chocolate!!!!

Granted. You have your chocolate money. Infact, All your money is chocolate. Your house and all your chocolate money gets repossessed

I wish I had Telekenisis

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. As it turns out, they had expired 30 years ago and were contaminated. You under go a series of violent convulsions as the toxins invade your body. Family members manage to rush you into the emergency room,  and there the doctors diagnose you with acute food poisoning and arsenic poisoning. They restrain you and aid you to the best of your abilities, but you do not make it through the night.

As your funeral takes place, several days later, only your mother appears and grieves; a final insult from the world.

Blarg ninjas.

Granted. So does everyone else. Enjoy your non-existent advantage.

I wish for more time.

[Zyzarda]

Granted. As it turns out, they had expired 30 years ago and were contaminated. You under go a series of violent convulsions as the toxins invade your body. Family members manage to rush you into the emergency room,  and there the doctors diagnose you with acute food poisoning and arsenic poisoning. They restrain you and aid you to the best of your abilities, but you do not make it through the night.

As your funeral takes place, several days later, only your mother appears and grieves; a final insult from the world.

Blarg ninjas.

Granted. So does everyone else. Enjoy your non-existent advantage.

I wish for more time.

Hahah!

Granted. Time stops, You find yourself in a void.

I wish I was the only person in the world with Pyrokenisis.

[Zephyr]

Granted...you spontaniously combust the second you think about it

I wish i could control minds O.o

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Everyone else is omnipotent and omniscient though, so they kill you with a thought.

I wish I was fluent in Lisp, Perl, Python, Haskell, Java and C++.

[Zyzarda]

Granted. Everyone else is omnipotent and omniscient though, so they kill you with a thought.

I wish I was fluent in Lisp, Perl, Python, Haskell, Java and C++.

Granted. All the knowledge, however, pushes all personal information out of your mind to make room. You don't know your name, Your family, or even how to breathe.

I wish I was immune to fire and was the only pyromancer in the world.

[b1gb0y2013]

You melt all the ice in the world, drowning yourself.

I wish I was a puppy

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Some mugger knifes you in the back, leaving you paralyzed, dying and unable to breathe. He walks away with your 5 bucks.

Ninja'd!

Granted. Somebody kicks you and you soon die from a brain hemorrhage.

I wish I could pluck people out of history and bring them here.

[b1gb0y2013]

Granted. You bring back Michael Jackson

I wish im not hurt/killed/frozen/teleported/torn to bit/sent to another dimension/transformed/dissolved/atomized in to darkmatter/driven insane/required superpowers that somehow destroyed my consciencness turning me into some sort of demon in the next post

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You bring back Michael Jackson

That... would actually be a good thing.. but it of-course depends on from what year you get him.

[dwarfguy2]

Granted. See what happened when a guy forgot his wish for details on what happens.

I wish I had friends.

[Zyzarda]

Granted. You have the lowest form of friends, Then you kill yourself after realizing no one likes you (not really.)

I wish for a non-poison cake that I won't choke on in my mouth.

[b1gb0y2013]

Granted. You choke on it in your throat =/.

I wish I had a 1 Ton cake fall on me and smash me, instantly killing me. But if I live im ok with that too.