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[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. it is also so filled with down that you look like a balloon when wearing it, and cannot move your arms.

I wish i was omnipotent.

[Megaman]

Granted. You find it boring.

I wish I had had... PEANUTS!

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. A large crate of peanuts falls on your head and you die of a broken neck.

I wish i were from the Neverhood

[Jiharo]

Granted. Your girlfriend dumps you because you are too soft-hearted.

I wish I had already written my thesis.

[dwarfguy2]

You get an F.

I wish that all this permanent mental scarring I have would be replaced by something less terrifying.

[LordMelvin]

Your mental scars are wiped away, along with the portions of your brain they were instilled upon. You are now very content, but you have lost about 30 IQ points, and think daytime talk TV is just brilliant.

(I'm sorry, was that too harsh? Nobody deserves to watch daytime TV.)

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I wish daytime TV didn't suck so horribly.

[Jiharo]

Wish granted. New daytime TV is enrapturing stream of useful and interesting information. It's a pity that we can not watch it because a) It's in Betelgeusian. b) We've all been evaporated into pink mist during conquest of Earth by mentioned Betelgeusians.

I wish all religions and religious beliefs in the world turned out to be true simultaneously.

[LordMelvin]

Oh, come on. That's just too easy. I mean, fsm's sake, what are you even trying to do? Between the various apocalyptic prophecies, conflicting moral codes, physical impossibilities and just plain weirdness, you've managed to turn the whole of the known universe into a... well, actually, you've turned the entire universe into the single most badass-awesome hair-metal album cover ever. So good for you.

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I wish I could remember where I left my car keys.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You dropped them off the boat during that cruise, remember?

I wish homework didn't take so long to do.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. but now school hours take twice as long.

I wish I had a well-paying, likable job, and an apartment all my own with a respectable land-lord.


edit: ninja'd

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted. However, your landlord expect you to pay your rents in kind.

I wish I had friends I could actually count on.

[dwarfguy2]

You asked for it; you are now friends with your fingers.

I wish that I could find the treasures in old tower in KSSU.

[Hubris Incalculable]

((I take it you mean this KSSU?))

If so,

Granted: However, the files pertaining to those treasures are, in fact, corrupted, and obtaining the treasures causes permanent damage to your DS.

I wish for happiness.

[jetex1911]

Granted. you are only a little bit happier than you are now, and also people hate you more for some reason.

i wish for a movie based on HALF-LIFE 1

[Urist Imiknorris]

You get half a movie based on life.

For what do you wish? blessed rustproof +2 Frost Brand