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[forsaken1111]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for SCIENCE!!

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

/obligatory

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for SCIENCE!!

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

/obligatory

It was broken on the first page of this thread. Reply #14.

[forsaken1111]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for SCIENCE!!

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

/obligatory

It was broken on the first page of this thread. Reply #14.

And 400 pages later it happened again. Point?

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for SCIENCE!!

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

/obligatory

It was broken on the first page of this thread. Reply #14.

And 400 pages later it happened again. Point?

Who needs a point?

[James.Denholm]

Granted. There is now a point - of a spear, stuck through your forehead.

I wish for a complete knowledge of Chemistry.

[Medicine Man]

Granted you get a cursed (which you don't know at the time) -12 scroll of learn chemistry,you mix highly dangerous chemicals and explode yourself

I wish for for a cursed -19 Blunderbus of backfiring.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, the blunderbuss has a -19 at backfiring.

I wish for the exact same clothes I am wearing to be in the exact condition and exact same location.

[penguify]

Granted, a new set of clothes, completely identical to the set you are wearing, appears. Since every atom aligns with every other atom perfectly, and thus quantum number mumble mumble nuclear fusion mumble mumble EXPLODE!


I wish for this forum to stop putting in double line breaks when I want single line breaks.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Before you can use it though, you get shot in the head by a murderous sniper at the exact same time Toady One bans you from the forums.

I wish I  had some real parmesan.

[Medicine Man]

Granted you get 10 year old parmesan,too bad it has gone black with mold and the spores give you a fatal exotic disease that rots you away'

I wish for justin bieber to disapear 

[Ochita]

He disappears, not until making 50 babys that once killed will bring him back to life.

I wish for my pc to be able to run neverwinter nights 2 =(

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. The same day, NWN3 comes out. Your PC is incapable of running it.

I wish for a perfect cube of ice, just large enough to cool my house, but small enough to not crush everything I ever loved.

[Cheddarius]

However, you didn't specify how late, thus you never feel sleepy, ever. And thus can't sleep.

This doesn't seem like a problem... after all, if I'm not sleepy, there's not much point to sleep, yes?

[Tarran]

However, you didn't specify how late, thus you never feel sleepy, ever. And thus can't sleep.

This doesn't seem like a problem... after all, if I'm not sleepy, there's not much point to sleep, yes?

You still suffer the effects of sleep deprivation.

[penguify]

Granted, but is outside your house, and very thin and flat. It melts within minutes.

I wish for an ordinary glazed doughnut. With all the air inside replaced with solid gold.