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[dragnar]

Granted. You don't really get anyhting though.

I wish I could cast "summon bigger fish".

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, the fish eats you.

I wish I could use jedi mind tricks.

[Karnewarrior]

granted, you cannot use them well. You are arrested.

I wish for a good pick-up line.

[BigFatDwarf]

Granted, you stick for "You turn my software into hardware!"
Later, a gang of Software experts beat you up because you assumed hardware > software. Enjoy your coma.

I wish for million dollars, a six-pack and a roll of golden toilet paper.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you get a million Monopoly dollars, a six-pack of shitty beer, and a roll of gold-colored toilet paper.

I wish I had more patience, but not so much that it harms me in any way, physically, mentally, spiritually, ethereally, etc.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. You have more patience. Indeed, you now have so much patience that you have enough patience to simply sit in one spot, eyes closed. Your stomach has enough patience to not hunger, your muscles enough to not waste, your face enough to not age, your bones enough to not crumble to dust. You sit, completley still, completley content, for all eternity.

In eighty years, someone comes across you while clearing your home for demolition. Very quickly, a cult is formed, centred around waiting for you to open your eyes and speak. The cult turns into a religion, and then into an undeniable science. Soon, the entirety of humanity is sitting before you.

As every human in existence feels the need to be before you all the time, lest they miss the moment you open your eyes, they don't have sex. Because no reproduction occurs, no new generations of humans occur. So, when people die, there is nobody to replace them.

Congratulations. You just single-handedly brought humanity to an end, without any effort at all.

EDIT: I wish for a motorbike.

[Medicine Man]

You get a push bike with a large motor on it

I wish for dosbox to run my goddamn games in fullscreen without all the colour corruption.

[Tarran]

Granted. You get a bike with a motor attached to the front.

Damn.

Granted. You can run your games in full screen without color corruption. Though now you have sound corruption.

I wish all of the posters after me die.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but they come back to life and kill you.

I wish for this wish to cause something good, and nothing bad.

[maxicaxi]

it causes neither 

i wish for cheese cake

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you get a cake made of cheese, and the cheese is several centuries old.

I wish for my previous wish to be properly fulfilled.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Granted, your wish is now properly fulfilled. Unfortunately, the corruption of your wish is so hilarious that you die from laughing too hard.

I wish we had more good male singers at my school, as well as the good female singers we have currently.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but they all move away to other schools.

I wish for my previous wish to be corrupted in an imaginative way.

[knightedskull]

Sorry, wishes don't go back to previous ones TWICE.
The internet genie is not pleased.

I wish for future wishes to not involve other wishes or corrupt others other than their own.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. There are no more wishes.

I wish I knew the exact reason behind my intolerance of dairy products.