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[dragnar]

Granted. your computer is now back how it way before you used any wishes.

I wish for Tarran's computer to be crushed by the fist of god.

[Tarran]

Granted. My computer is crushed. In my rage, I destroy your computer too. We are both compu-

I wish our computers were back to normal.

[ECrownofFire]

*Ahem*. I suppose you can't wait for five seconds for me to fix my wish before granting it?

I wish I was gifted transcendence (not the game).

Corrupt a wish

[Tarran]

*Ahem*. I suppose you can't wait for five seconds for me to fix my wish before granting it?

I wish I was gifted transcendence (not the game).

Corrupt a wish

It's not corrupting my wish. It's "Corrupting" a completely different thing. You have to pay attention to every detail of the wish.

Here's an example:
Wisher: I wish for star control (not the game).

Incorrect granted post: Granted, you get the game.
  1: Blatantly ignores "(not the game)".
  2: If the wisher was talking about the game, then the wish itself isn't corrupted.
  3: The game is completely different from what the wisher meant.

Correct granted post: Granted. Though in your rage at someone you blow up the sun. Killing everyone.
  1: Pays attention to to the "(not the game)".
  2: Correctly corrupts what the wisher is talking about.
  3: The same thing the wisher meant.

[James.Denholm]

Granted, you derail the thread.

I wish for a placid, lettuce-eating bunny rabbit.

[ECrownofFire]

Okay, I get it, no need to go off on that.

Granted, but it mistakes your head for a head of lettuce.

I wish for this topic to be underailed (rerailed?).

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. The thread is under an ailment called "locking"

I wish for a machine I control that harvests souls.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it harvests the souls of Skynet and HAL, have fun.

I wish Valve would work on Portal 2 more, and release sooner, with no bugs or glitches.

[Medicine Man]

Granted,Valve makes a portal that sucks out your soul.

I wish for death. 

[Tarran]

Granted. Though they go broke hiring all those bug testers and all the other people needed to get it released sooner. It's their last game.

...

Granted. God smites you, killing you. But then god revives you. Just so he can smite you again, and again, and again.

I wish CrownofFire had a crown of water.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but I throw it at you.

I wish for the same thing I wished for in my last post, and that God will not smite me, and that it is not Valve's last game.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Valve releases Portal 2 tomorrow. It is totally bug-free. However, it is also the worst game ever. There is no actual gameplay. Any button brings up a "U LOSE!" screen while Never Gonna Give You Up loops in the background forever.

I wish I could sleep later and not be tired.

[Tarran]

Granted. You can now stay up later, and you don't feel tired.

However, you didn't specify how late, thus you never feel sleepy, ever. And thus can't sleep.

I wish I had a bomb that heals me instead of hurting me whenever it explodes.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for an ASHPD.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted, but it gets launched into space, and is never seen again.

I wish for SCIENCE!!