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[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it's implanted into your skull in place of your brain.

I wish that I could have another wish.

(Also, reply #6000.)

[knightedskull]

Granted, your wish was to wait for the 9999th post so you could get the 10000th po-...

NINJA'D!

I wish I had a hard-cover book copy of the Dwarf Fortress wiki.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you get the very first revision where the only page was the front page.

I wish for a different wish.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. You wish for magma. Which burns you. A lot.

I wish that my phone worked perfectly again.

[Tarran]

Granted. But now your computer doesn't work.

I wish I had a M1 Abrams tank.

[TheBronzePickle]

Granted, and it comes with a crew...
that hate your guts. Boom goes your house!

I wish my hard drive had more storage space.

[knightedskull]

Granted, but you had to use a new format that not only wiped out previous data but also only store data onto it 1Mb at a time.


I wish they didn't rush Trespasser into release.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, they never release it.

I wish for a wish that will not harm me in any way.

[Tarran]

Granted. It is a wish for nothing to happen. So nothing happens.

I wish I had a handful of Duranium.

[knightedskull]

Granted.   The cat that sleeps on top of your monitor suddenly bursts into flames.

Now that the wish has been granted, it's up to the cat to decide to jump on your face or burn everything down.   Or both.

I wish CrownOfFire forgot how to use a fire extinguisher.

Damn it, I had a better one.

Granted, however after any contact with Duranium all you can do is stare at it and drool.

I wish I wasn't Ninja'd after...5 minutes of staring at a blank screen.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you are ninja'd after four minutes of staring at a blank screen.

I wish knightedskull would explode, and that the explosion would not affect me in any way.

[PTTG??]

Granted, but it does Effect you. Grammar nazis commence swarming.
 
I wish for a non-crushing, non-suffocating, but still plentiful, quantity of post-it-notes.

[knightedskull]

Granted, however it was a mole under my chin that explodes to reveal smooth skin, that eventually was covered by a full beard.

I wish for individual-targeted wishes never to be granted or corrupted again.

Granted, your house is made of sticky-notes and a mean werewolf shows up to have "fun".

I wish to quit these game.   Try and corrupt that.

[Tarran]

Granted. They are given to you on a stormy day. On the top of your roof.

They are then struck by lightning. Setting them on fire.

Hermph.

Granted. You quit these games. You become depressed because you aren't getting sufficient amounts of fun per day.

I wish I had a statue of me in solid Duranium in every town hall in the world.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but Duranium now vaporizes instantly when it touches anything.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.