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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5595 on: June 03, 2010, 02:15:21 pm »
Granted, but you lack crazy Korean reflexes and they defeat you with an army of zerglings anyway. IRL.

I wish for an ordinary pencil.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5596 on: June 03, 2010, 02:53:00 pm »
Granted. Then, it... dissapears...
 
I wish for a good drink.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5597 on: June 03, 2010, 02:56:21 pm »
Granted. Then, it... dissapears... before you can drink it.

I wish I knew where this stuff is vanishing to.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5598 on: June 03, 2010, 03:00:14 pm »
Granted. Then you forget.


I wish I was a brilliant strategist with reflexes better than those crazy Koreans.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5599 on: June 03, 2010, 03:07:32 pm »
Granted. But you suck at any other games, and everyone leaves strategy games for FPSs.

I wish I had a bag of mutagens.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5600 on: June 03, 2010, 03:12:36 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 02:56:21 pm
Granted. Then, it... dissapears... before you can drink it.

I wish I knew where this stuff is vanishing to.

Why are you on the internet if you haven't seen Dark Night yet?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5601 on: June 03, 2010, 03:15:18 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on June 03, 2010, 03:12:36 pm
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 02:56:21 pm
Granted. Then, it... dissapears... before you can drink it.

I wish I knew where this stuff is vanishing to.

Why are you on the internet if you haven't seen Dark Night yet?
What? I've seen The Dark Knight, but what is Dark Night?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5602 on: June 03, 2010, 03:24:09 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 03:15:18 pm
Quote from: PTTG?? on June 03, 2010, 03:12:36 pm
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 02:56:21 pm
Granted. Then, it... dissapears... before you can drink it.

I wish I knew where this stuff is vanishing to.

Why are you on the internet if you haven't seen Dark Night yet?
What? I've seen The Dark Knight, but what is Dark Night?

Ok, let's just say that the pencil dissapears in a MAGICal, TRICKy way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5603 on: June 03, 2010, 05:14:48 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QehZjjwb7-I

Relevant part is at the beginning.

I wish the last few posts had wishes in them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5604 on: June 03, 2010, 05:16:27 pm »
Granted. But they are all stupid "I wish the wish does not get corrupted" wishes.



I wish I could predict people's actions with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5605 on: June 03, 2010, 06:38:42 pm »
Granted, but people announce everything before they do it, rendering your powers useless.

I wish that I could build an awesome dwarf fortress.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5606 on: June 03, 2010, 08:45:21 pm »
Granted, but it becomes overrun by elves.

I wish I had infinite (non-counterfeit) money in American dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5607 on: June 03, 2010, 08:49:44 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on June 03, 2010, 08:45:21 pm
Granted, but it becomes overrun by elves.

I wish I had infinite (non-counterfeit) money in American dollars.
Granted. The dollar is now worthless.

I wish my last wish was actually answered.

Quote from: Tarran on June 03, 2010, 03:07:32 pm
Granted. But you suck at any other games, and everyone leaves strategy games for FPSs.

I wish I had a bag of mutagens.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5608 on: June 03, 2010, 08:56:46 pm »
Granted, but they only work on extinct species.

I wish I had a Dalokohs bar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5609 on: June 03, 2010, 08:57:59 pm »
Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator on June 03, 2010, 08:56:46 pm
Granted, but they only work on extinct species.

I wish I had a Dalokohs bar.

Granted, but you die before you can eat it.

I wish for a pet zebra. 
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