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dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5625 on: June 04, 2010, 07:49:41 am »
What kind of BFG even has a safety?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5626 on: June 04, 2010, 11:39:52 am »
Quote from: dragnar on June 04, 2010, 07:49:41 am
What kind of BFG even has a safety?
One regulated by the gov.

I wish for The Last Dinosuar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5627 on: June 04, 2010, 12:53:50 pm »
granted you get it, dead

i wish for sc2 to be out finished, now
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« Reply #5628 on: June 04, 2010, 01:57:58 pm »
Granted, but after the purchase your Korean friend steals it.

I wish for the sandvich to have TWO olives instead of one.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5629 on: June 04, 2010, 02:01:42 pm »
Quote from: knightedskull on June 04, 2010, 01:57:58 pm
Granted, but after the purchase your Korean friend steals it.

I wish for the sandvich to have TWO olives instead of one.
Granted, you get TWO billion olives. You suffocate.

I wish I had a nuke, that would destroy the earth if I ever die.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5630 on: June 04, 2010, 02:46:36 pm »
Quote from: knightedskull on June 04, 2010, 11:39:52 am
Quote from: dragnar on June 04, 2010, 07:49:41 am
What kind of BFG even has a safety?
One regulated by the gov.

I wish for The Last Dinosuar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtYJwJ_YeWk

Too good to be corrupted, so I wanted to grant this one.
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« Reply #5631 on: June 04, 2010, 04:13:08 pm »
Granted. However you are immortal so you live forever.
In the year 9595 you are the last man alive.

I wish to ride the blue limbo.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5632 on: June 04, 2010, 04:16:32 pm »
Granted. You are now able to ride a weak, diseased and rabid hose named Limbo that has been spraypainted blue (toxic paint!). Enjoy.

I wish for ink.
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« Reply #5633 on: June 04, 2010, 04:22:13 pm »
Granted.
From an Octopus.
As he eats your face.

I wish for all of the sharks to wake up in a frenzy!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5634 on: June 04, 2010, 05:10:14 pm »
Granted, they wake up in a frenzy, INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!
 
I wish people would stop wishing for sea life, 'cause I'm getting hungry.
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A thousand million pool balls made from precious metals, covered in beef stock.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5635 on: June 04, 2010, 05:19:29 pm »
Granted.

I wish for PTTG?? to undergo the punishment of Tantalus.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5636 on: June 04, 2010, 05:38:01 pm »
Granted. I sell tickets for people to watch my amazing vanishing pool and moving tree and make enough to buy some snacks.
 
I wish... for peace in the mideast.
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A thousand million pool balls made from precious metals, covered in beef stock.

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« Reply #5637 on: June 04, 2010, 06:15:30 pm »
Granted. Two farmers make peace over a grudge involving stolen sheep. Their nations remain at war.

I wish for a thousand astronaut ostriches.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5638 on: June 04, 2010, 06:18:35 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on June 04, 2010, 06:15:30 pm
I wish for a thousand astronaut ostriches.

Granted. You now have one thousand avian astronauts, but no rockets. Now strike the earth, ere the Ostriches grow hungry.

I wish for the ability to control minds.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5639 on: June 04, 2010, 06:22:04 pm »
Quote from: Urist McOverlord on June 04, 2010, 06:18:35 pm
Quote from: sonerohi on June 04, 2010, 06:15:30 pm
I wish for a thousand astronaut ostriches.

Granted. You now have one thousand avian astronauts, but no rockets. Now strike the earth, ere the Ostriches grow hungry.

I wish for the ability to control minds.

You gain the ability to control the minds of others...

And lose the ability to control your own.



I wish I wasn't so goddamn lazy.
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