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Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5610 on: June 03, 2010, 09:00:27 pm »
Granted. Wait, live or undead? Live? Oops...

I wish for a real life Adamantine sword that makes me invincible as soon as I touch it. And I stay invincible forever, even if I'm not touching the sword anymore.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5611 on: June 03, 2010, 09:21:22 pm »
Okay but you are trapped in a small space for the rest of your life.

I wish for ultimate knowledge
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5612 on: June 03, 2010, 09:53:33 pm »
You're now know everything, unfortunately, everything is boring to you now. you know the end of each book, movie. you know the punchline of every joke. it's miserable and you know that too.

I wish that I could learn to dance
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5613 on: June 03, 2010, 10:07:23 pm »
Granted, you learn to riverdance.  Unfortunately you lose your legs in a freak pillow factory accident an hour later.  You will never walk or dance again.

I wish for the protection and safety of all the world's Manatees.  Just because they are so damn adorable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5614 on: June 03, 2010, 10:16:24 pm »
Every manatee is now covered in bublewrap, suffocating them.

I wish I had my legs back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5615 on: June 03, 2010, 10:23:25 pm »
Granted. 
Spoiler: By a Leprechaun (click to show/hide)
   You're forced to riverdance above a rickety bridge over a river full of piranhas.  For as long as the bridge holds.

I wish for a Lithium Flower.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5616 on: June 04, 2010, 04:18:04 am »
Granted. the flower spontaneously combusts and destroys your country in an explosion that completely disobeys the laws of the universe.

I wish for [INSERT WISH HERE]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5617 on: June 04, 2010, 04:20:06 am »
Granted, your wish was to stay alive, you are alive, but lack oxygen in your immediate vicinity, you die.

I wish every single spam bot in the entire forum was banned.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5618 on: June 04, 2010, 04:33:38 am »
Granted, but twice as many replace them.

I wish for a mudkip.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5619 on: June 04, 2010, 05:10:21 am »
Granted, but it is stolen by a pokefreak, he then eats the whole pokeball

I wish i get an A today
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5620 on: June 04, 2010, 05:15:15 am »
Quote from: Jopax on June 04, 2010, 05:10:21 am
Granted, but it is stolen by a pokefreak, he then eats the whole pokeball

I wish i get an A today
Granted. Though all the Fs you get afterward nullify the A.

I wish I had a ring of polymorph, and a ring of polymorph control.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5621 on: June 04, 2010, 05:17:16 am »
Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator on June 03, 2010, 08:56:46 pm
Granted, but they only work on extinct species.

I wish I had a Dalokohs bar.

Noooooooo
You didn't actually corrupt his wish! He wished that someone would answer his last wish and you just went ahead and fulfilled it!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5622 on: June 04, 2010, 06:45:13 am »
Quote from: Tarran on June 04, 2010, 05:15:15 am
I wish I had a ring of polymorph, and a ring of polymorph control.

Granted. Pity you don't have any fingers. Or toes, smart-ass.

I wish I had a pilot's licence.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5623 on: June 04, 2010, 07:13:25 am »
Granted, but you wind up in a rescue operation in a zombie outbreak and are infected, forcing a survivor to kill you.

"Pilot license, REVOKED!"

I wish I had a BFG 9000.
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Quote from: Fossaman on April 02, 2010, 10:25:38 pm
Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
Quote from: kilakan on July 01, 2010, 01:01:00 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5624 on: June 04, 2010, 07:20:58 am »
Granted, but you can't find the saftey toggle.
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