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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You turn the whole world into uncaring, apathetic atheists who have no reason to see anything wrong in tearing you apart.

I wish for pie.

[Loud Whispers]

You get a pie.
But it has no flavour.

I wish THE planet was now diamonds. You know the planet I'm talking about.

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Granted. You turn the whole world into uncaring, apathetic atheists who have no reason to see anything wrong in tearing you apart.

Ooohhhh don't bring religious beliefs into a thread, it only ever gets nasty. And you've already started off nasty :|

[SirAaronIII]

Sorry, I don't actually know what planet that is. Really, I don't

I wish I had something to do.

[uber pye]

you are dead.

i wish for a life time supply of various good flavors ice cream.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but you eat so much the first time that you explode and never get to enjoy it ever again.

I wish that I could play [Minecraft] Nations At War.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You die from exhaustion from playing it.

I wish for a pie that was pie flavoured.

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 Oh gods no...
I apologize for the inconvience of bringing in religious beliefs. Feel free to hit my face.

[Sirus]

You enter pic-ception and fall into limbo.

I wish I had the power to punch (or at least give a good slap) people in the face over the Internet.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You shut down the internet due to people wanting to not get hit in the face.

I wish to be able to take the power of a thousand souls and keep my own will and stay alive.

[Sirus]

Souls have no power. You just have a collection of weird lights in your room keeping you awake at night.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cleaning products.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

You obssess over cleaning and die from accidentally drinking toilet cleaner.

I wish to enter pic-ception and be in limbo.

[Sirus]

Why would I do that? That's a terrible corruption 

Granted, you enter limbo. Sadly, you get woken up before you grow old and learn reality-warping powers, but after you lose your mind.

I wish for a life-time supply of maids to do my cleaning for me.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but with the maids comes an endless supply of dust and dirt that they must constantly keep cleaning at, so they all stand in a certain spot cleaning for an eternity.

I wish that the new DF was coming out on January 15th.

[bukitodinos]

granted it is buggy as hell.

i wish for a bagle

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yay. I got the wish I wanted!

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it was corrupted horribly. 

I wish for a scarf of invisibility.