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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Actually, I deliberately set up the wish so the CORRUPTION was the desired result.

Also, granted, but the scarf only turns your clothes invisible.

I wish for a counterargument.

[EveryZig]

Granted. Did I ever tell you how terrible your kitchen counter is?

I wish I did not have to think of a wish to post here.

[Skyrunner]

Granted. You do not get to think again at all for the rest of your short, sad life.


I wish running a Colonies at War game was easier.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but then no one wants to play it.

I wish I wasn't so distracted.

[Strife26]

Granted. You're focused. Really focused. Utterly focused, even! SO focused that you don't think that you could ever shift that focus again. Wait, how are you supposed to do anything, focused on the word focus like that? Isn't that distracting in and of its self?



I wish that boot blousers didn't make my feet fall asleep.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, instead they grant your feet sentience and they file for a divorce against you

and win.

I wish that I had a cup of tea that was the perfect temperature and sweetness and isn't trying to kill me in any way

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but someone, not the cup, has put a deadly poison in it that kills you instantly.

I wish that I had a better graphics card.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. In fact, its a model that's so awesome it won't be released for another four yours.

You have some difficulty finding the drivers you need to get it to work.

I wish I had a sandwich I'd really enjoy eating, right here in front of me and ready to be eaten.

[Canalan]

Granted, but it gives you horrible indigestion.

I wish Falco was still alive and producing hit songs, regardless of genre.

[Strife26]

Granted, his hit single "Braaiiiins" proved to be especially popular with the zombified masses of the world.



I wish for a mileage pass so that I could drive to the beach this weekend.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Your choice vehicle of transport breaks halfway in the road, however, and you end up fixing the car for a whole day.

You arrive at the beach in the midnight of monday.

I wish I had fast Korean hands for Starcraft.

[Canalan]

Granted. They arrive in the mail in six to eight business days.

I wish the Decemberists would come tour Arizona.  And I could get tickets to their show, and they would play songs I like, and they would play well.  And live.  Also I would live.  Also anyone who went with me.

[Argonnek]

Granted, but electrical storms come out of nowhere and disrupt powerlines every time they try to do a concert. Eventually, they leave in frustration, without playing a single live song.

I wish my enemies would stop being so disagreeable.

[Alternatecash]

Your enemies cease being disagreeable. They band together to make your life an inescapable hell-pit.

I wish the SCP foundation was not only real, but better funded.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. They are corrupted by the better funds coming in and turn into a world-spanning corrupted conglomerate bent on controlling your life.

I wish for nice,soft, tasty cheese that was not flammable, not poisonable, and small enough so I could eat it.