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[The Fool]

Granted. After an experiment in quantum singularities you find yourself in a blackhole. Being indestructible, and it being a singularity you tear a hole in space-time. You are now trapped in an ageless void unable to die.

I wish for a degree in computer science.

[bukitodinos]

someone stole your computer >:]

i wish for a cake

[Sirus]

You get your cake. It is over a year old, and filled with toxic molds.

I wish telemarketing was illegal.

[bukitodinos]

now hacking is leagal

i wish for an mlp dvd of season 1

[Loud Whispers]

You get season 0, the banned season that covers all of their troubled childhoods and you die from total shock.

I wish I had a pair of socks that never broke :|

[Sirus]

You get MLP, Season 1. What you don't realize is that it's actually My Little Porno, and you decide to watch with your friends, family, and any small children you know. You are forever branded a sex offender.Damn you, LW >:|

YOUR WONDER SOCKS ARE STOLEN!

I wish I could come up with decent sci-fi characters.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. They are horrific monstrosities that when released get you into prison for traumatising young sci-fi fans minds.


I wish I had a light, soft, small and friendly pet rock.

[Sirus]

Granted. It bursts into flames for no reason and dies.

I wish I had a bag full of salt-water taffy.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. It burns your innards and turns your organs into red mush.


I wish for a friendly, inflammable, light, small, fast horse.

[The Fool]

Granted. It has a problem seeing, but it still runs at full speed into things.

I wish I could see the volume of a hypercube.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. The sheer number drives you insane and you jump off the nearest cliff to get it out of your mind.


I wish for the perfect pet horse.

[Sirus]

Granted. The sheer number drives you insane and you jump off the nearest cliff to get it out of your mind.


I wish for the perfect pet horse.

Granted. You can't afford to feed it, and so sell it to the glue factory.

I wish for an un-corrupt-able wish.

[Loud Whispers]

Your wish is corrupted, meaning your wish is now further to more corruption.

I wish I had the power of purple.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You bleed magma from every orfice and melt from the power of purple.

I wish I had a conscience.

[Azthor]

Granted, but it is a variant of Blue and Orange Mortality and you go on a bloody rampage thinkind you are spreading the love.

I wish for panthecide.