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[Argonnek]

Granted, but the corruption following yours is even better.

I wish I had the Summon Bigger Fish spell.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but someone uses the Summon Even Bigger Fish Spell, and it eats yours.

I wish I had some steampunk goggles

[Sirus]

Granted. They spray steam into your eyes, while calling you a punk.


I wish I had mad chess skills, enough to beat Deep Blue while blindfolded.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, you become a chess god... while losing almost all knowledge of everything else. Doctors diagnose you with Savant Syndrome now.

I wish I had tentacles for grasping.

[Sirus]

Granted. You are commissioned to use your tentacles for...adult-themed uses.

I wish that the Internet could give me back my innocence

[Loud Whispers]

"I cannot let you do that John."

You get your innocence back. But unfortunately you lose your sanity and dignity along the way :p

I wish I took other people's epic rage more seriously

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, but you realize how horrible their rages are and kill yourself to hide from them.

I wish I could get a bigger sig space.

[freeformschooler]

Granted. Now everyone hates your nine thousand userbars and quotes.

I wish I had even MORE snow.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You die from suffocation from being crushed by the snow.

I wish for a pet rock.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted it kills you in your sleep.

I wish for a friendly pet rock

[Flying Dice]

Granted. It weighs 23 tons, and crushes you while attempting to hug.


I wish for a solid week with sunny, habitable, non-lethal weather.

[bukitodinos]

the area is an elf retreat >:]


i wish that my adventurer could One-shot things

[Vorthon]

Granted. However, adventuring because he loses the ability to not one-shot things.

I wish we'd reach a technological singularity already, and this wish is granted by somebody who actually knows what a technological singularity is.

[Sirus]

Granted. The artificial intelligence kills us all.

I wish I could make a dwarf adventurer that DIDN'T DIE TO THE FIRST RANDOM ENCOUNTER, WHAT THE HELL

[Argonnek]

Granted. Instead, the world implodes before you can even have a first encounter.

I wish I was indestructible. (That is, I can't be killed, but I'll die from old age eventually)