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[webadict]

Granted. It's permanently in your skin.

I wish I had an amazing adventure.

[Huesoo]

Granted the adventure ends in your death and the death of all your family.

I wish that my sonic half breeds woul be accepted in the community.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. They are accepted by the furries, but by noone else. Oh well.

I wish for some more INVISIBLE INK.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. The bottle is invisible and you can never find it.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. With your free time you accidentally invent the antimatter bomb. It destroys the earth.

I wish I could change the past.

[webadict]

Granted, but you can only change the last .01 seconds.

I wish for greatness.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Your wish never existed.

I wish for a NO EXIT sign to put above the door to my house so it's impossible to leave, just like Roller Coaster Tycoon

[Hungry]

Granted but you starve to death being unable to leave for food.

I wish for shadow ninja powers.

[webadict]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use them.

I wish I could telekinetically fight crime.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but the crime is the crime of FILTH in your house! Take that, dust bunnies!

I wish for some blueberry Pop-Tarts

[webadict]

Granted, but they're the generic brand.

I wish for a sword.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. It's blunt.

I wish the gremlin under my bed would stop pulling levers.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. You now have an berserk dwarf pulling levers instead.

I wish I had a steady supply of legal, non-taxable money.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. It bursts into flames and you die in the ensuing fire.

I wish I knew more.

[Phantom]

Granted, Although you have lost the ability to speak and move, and thus cannot tell the world the cure to cancer, how to live forever, and you can't get yourself a cup of joe.

I wish for 1000 Pound Sterling. (THE BRITISH MONEY TYPE)