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[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Tomorrow will be the opposite of opposite day.

I wish for the number ten.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But now nobody else has it. Mathematicians wail in sorrow and all our planes fall out of the sky. Onto you.

I wish several things.

[Huesoo]

Granted, none of them are granted

I wish there was a tsunami near here.

[webadict]

Granted. Takeru Kobayashi appears.

I wish I controlled the universe.

[Huesoo]

Granted owning the universe you learn that there are trillions of trillions of universes and that there is the Squid Lord that owns all the universes and barely lets you meddle with your universes affairs

I wish the tsunami that appeared makes an awesome ice ring.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but Sonic steals it and also all of your other rings.

I wish Sonic didn't suck so much.

[webadict]

Granted. He's now a SUPER COOL STREET FIGHTER BECUZ THATS WUT THE KIDS LIEK RITE?!?

I wish I had a Fire Flower and could turn into Fire Mario.

[deadlycairn]

Granted - except you realise you are the Mario in a badly made, super difficult romhack.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Phantom]

Granted, except the bread is covered in black mold, you die from inhaling the mold particles.

I wish for Phobos, Mars, Mercury, and the Sun to explode.

I do not care about deaths, or life drifting in space.

[Huesoo]

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Granted

I wish that sonic would give me my ice ring back

[Phantom]

I don't get it, how the hell do those planets exploding turn me into sand? And I said I didn't care about any deaths caused.

[Huesoo]

Granted shit blows up happy now? (I just noticed I was responding to deadlycairns post silly me)

I wish that damn sonic would give me back my ring!

[webadict]

Granted. You two'll make a cute couple.

I wish to see a dance-off.

[Huesoo]

Granted you watch dance off pants off and realize its filled with fat and ugly people. You lose the ability to have a erection.

I wish sonic will dance with me in my ice rink that the tsunami made.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. After a long day on the ice rink, you go home and make sweet love.
You bear Sonic's half-human half-hedgehog children.
The children are rejected by both communities, and blame you for it. They gang up on you and remove your eyes.

I wish for a bottlecap.