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[Halmie]

A homemade joke that I made when I was tiny.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eat
Eat who?
Don't eat people!

Beyond lame.

[Cheddarius]

ARGH
Page 300, you fool, squandered, lost forever!

[Halmie]

I wish that this thread goes back on track.

EDIT: wow didn't know the smiley did that.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Banned for not knowing about the Secret Evil Smiley

uh


oops!

[dragnar]

Banned for revealing it's existence.

[S.K. Ren]

Banned for talking about Fight Club.

[Akigagak]

I wish people knew what thread this was.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted, but then everybody stops posting in such an inane thread.

I wish there was a space race going on to colonize Mars. Then we might actually get there before 2100.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. However martians view it as an act of war and wipe out humanity.

I wish I had a bag of infinite holding.

[BKWM]

Granted, but it doesn't open.

I wish I had a lawyer so i could get what i wanted when i wished for it.

[Cheddarius]

Granted, you receive your !!lawyer corpse!!

I wish I could think of witty nicknames for people on the spot.

You know, how someone does something in a TV show and then someone else mocks them for it?
For example:
Adam: <query>
Bob: <advice>
Charlie: All right, Dr. Phil (referring to Bob), <request>

[612DwarfAvenue]

Granted, but your mouth seals up, so you can never say anything.

I wish for a 12' pianist.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. Too bad I have perfect hearing and eyesight.

I wish I had a a better CPU.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Your "Cat Punting Underwear" is much comfier.

I wish for ten.

[webadict]

Granted. You high ten the nearest bystander. He assumes you are attacking and promptly stabs you.

I wish for opposite day.