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[smjjames]

Granted, but its a 1,000 pound (as in wieght) piece of sterling silver. (and yea I'm American )

I wish for...... a seamonkey titan!

[Phantom]

(Sir, a Pound Sterling is the British Currency. Commonly referred to as Pounds. I am sure they are not made of metal so you're wish is ignored. And that current grant isn't too bad, I still get something that's worth a lot of money.)

[smjjames]

(Sir, a Pound Sterling is the British Currency. Commonly referred to as Pounds. I am sure they are not made of metal so you're wish is ignored.)

(I KNOW the british currency is called Pounds and a sterling is a british coin)

Granted, but the sterling coin turns out to be wood, and thus fake.

(Better now??)

[Phantom]

(Thank you)
Granted, you get a 2 inch long Brine Shrimp. They are usually very small and sometimes called seamonkeys.

I wish for every major countries economy to rely on war.

[smjjames]

(Thank you)
Granted, you get a 2 inch long Brine Shrimp. They are usually very small and sometimes called seamonkeys.

I wish for every major countries economy to rely on war.

(Come on man, I was trying to be funny! or something)

Granted, but the world destroys itself in a nuclear winter that almost wipes out life on earth.

I wish for Phantom to have a pie to the face

(I'm just bieng silly, so don't mind me, lol)

[Phantom]

((WOO! DEAD WORLD!))
Granted, although I thoroughly enjoy it because I like pie, and the proceed to beat you to death with a brine shrimp.

I wish for North Korea to stop pissing around and piss off every country in the world by nuking South Korea.

[smjjames]

((WOO! DEAD WORLD!))
Granted, although I thoroughly enjoy it because I like pie, and the proceed to beat you to death with a brine shrimp.

((LOL on your reply, I'll give someone else a chance with making one since I don't have any ideas for one atm.))

[webadict]

((WOO! DEAD WORLD!))
Granted, although I thoroughly enjoy it because I like pie, and the proceed to beat you to death with a brine shrimp.

I wish for North Korea to stop pissing around and piss off every country in the world by nuking South Korea.

Granted, but through a series of unfortunate events, you end up in South Korea when this happens.

I wish all scars healed.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your eye eventually develops inoperable eye cancer. Then, you explode for completely unrelated reasons.

I wish the world had some sort of automated robotics system powered by solar panels that could provide everyone in the world with adequate food, water, and shelter.

It would be amazing.

[Eztuzt]

Granted, but it was built in Haiti, and thus destroyed this morning.

I wish I had more cheesesticks.

[ajar]

Granted. The world economy mysteriously optimises to produce a maximum amount of cheesesticks eliminating all forests for new cattle farms so that anyone in starvation or just hungry is now fed with cheesesticks. This only lasts for so long as the invironment holds against the increasing amount of natural gases emitted from the rotting corpses of cattle people don't want to consume because they're already sated with cheesesticks and the carbondioxide produced by the cattle. Then the ecology collapses bringing down most of the human civilisation except those cheestick eating bastards who mutate in the process and eventually are able to colonize Venus with grand success.

I wish that *the future generations would colonize Mars instead.

*edited

[webadict]

Granted, but when they get there, they realize they forgot to bring an atmosphere.

I wish people wouldn't grant wishes by having the wisher randomly explode.

[Halmie]

Granted, the internet implodes becuase people have to use logic.

I wish I had an ounce of common sense.

[webadict]

Granted, but the density of common sense is ridiculously high and breaks your spine.

I wish the weather outside was nice.

[mainiac]

Granted, but you are thrown in a windowless prison for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would invent the freaking warp drive already.