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[Huesoo]

They do but all countries ban it and you cant ever use it.

I wish my children in sonic will breed with furries and make my army bigger.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but that's hardly appropriate behavior for a drive-through fast food burger joint.

I wish they had a Burgerville up around here.

[Phantom]

Granted, but I come around and Destroy it because I hate burgers.

I wish for mars to be terraformed. (Remember, when it's terraformed it has ATMOSPHERE)

[Rashilul]

Granted, a rogue space scientist... terraformer terraforms several cylindrical liquid expulsion apparatuses onto it.

I wish for cathulhu.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But he sleeps most of the day so shenanigans do not occur.

I wish for some not-expired Vitamin D milk.

[Phantom]

Granted, it's Vitamin D(EATH) milk. You die.

I wish for Phobos to implode, while the Doom Guy is still on it.

[Huesoo]

Granted the ensuing exploison kills invader zim while hes flying back to his homeplanet, fucking asshole.

I wish that my degenarate army of sonicfurryhumanchildren to win the campaign in which I invade poland.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You invade Pole-Land. Great, now the furries have new toys.

I wish for some blank discs.

[Phantom]

Dude, an implosion is when the object collapses onto itself. An explosion is completely different.

[Huesoo]

(Oops misread that sorry and I said poland not pole land)

Granted there all scratched

I wish my sonicfurryhuman children to breed with the local population of poland making my army bigger.

[Phantom]

Granted, but it pisses off GDI and the Forgotten, and so they kill your army with their infantry and the GDI Juggernauts.

I wish for Deimos and Phobos to implode.

[Tradanbattlan]

Maybe I said Pole-Land on purpose? Huh?

[webadict]

Granted, but it pisses off GDI and the Forgotten, and so they kill your army with their infantry and the GDI Juggernauts.

I wish for Deimos and Phobos to implode.

Granted, but they got better.

I wish I could control electronic devices.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but you can never find any damn batteries.

I wish for more sleep.

[Rashilul]

Granted, you fall into a coma.

I wish that I was not sick.