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[King Zultan]

Granted, but they spend it all on platinum plated yachts.

I wish for platinum plated yachts!

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, I have no idea what the CDC is, so I embezzle the funds

I wish I knew the secrets of life and death.

Edit:FUCK NINJAD

[Naturegirl1999]

King Zultan gets platinum plated yachts with the secrets of life and death etched onto them. The octopi now know necromancy. This grabs the attention of Ionmatrix, who books a ticket on one of the yachts and learns necromancy, only to be dragged down into the water and raised again by the octopi as their new necromancer human puppet

I wish the One World Suggestion Game would come back

[Mathel]

Granted. It comes back wrong, being zombified by Ionmatrix.

I wish to not be mistake for Matthieu and Matthiel, who may or may not have suffered nightmares.

[Sanctume]

Granted.  There no mistakes, only happy accidents.  No more suffering in nightmares, only parties to be enjoyed with unicorns and My Little Pony porn stars. 

I wish for pizza is delivered by little pony stars.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, no one said they were nice - the first delivery ends up all over your face.

I wish for a https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Tower_(necromancy) in my yard.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Pony sized balls of plasma roll through the streets, returning very burnt pizza fused with whatever elements are in those stars, in short, your “pizza” is pizza shaped solids of ranoom elements

Granted, however this necromancy tower only raises organisms that are not animals. So it raises plants, fungi, amoebas, bacteria, anything that was never an animal

I wish Corrupt a Wish became a RTD, where bolded corruptions have players try actions to survive/reverse/take advantage of the corruption, if the player survives/reverses/finds a way to make the corruption help the,. They get w wishes instead of the one. Unsolved Corruptions stack, so if one corruption is not reversed, the next corruption and the one before that and future corruptions still occur until corruptions are reversed. Due to players taking actions while wishing, there should a;ways be at least one, but likely more, corruptions to survive. Upon death, the player res pawns as a random creature, determined by a random creature generator of the dead player’s choosing

Ninja’d, wish still the same, must add new corruption for your wish

[Mathel]

Granted. I survive IncompetentFortressMaker's Necromancy tower by not being in his garden. However, as "w" is not a number, I only wish once.

I wish for my random creature generator to always set to "dwarf".

[Naturegirl1999]

(I meant 2. I’m using g an IPad so I end up touching w instead of 2, don’t know if I can edit the mistake now though)

Granted, however all dwarves you spawn as are missing a random part

I wish we know how viruses originated and that we can make viruses for viruses

[Quarque]

I wish for Venus to be flattened into a 20km thick pancake.

Granted. Venus, the goddess of love, is turned into a 20 km thick pancake. Poor Venus.

I wish I hadn't been drunk last night.

[Naturegirl1999]

I wish for Venus to be flattened into a 20km thick pancake.

Granted. Venus, the goddess of love, is turned into a 20 km thick pancake. Poor Venus.

I wish I hadn't been drunk last night.

you were not granting the most recent wish, the most recent wish was

(I meant 2. I’m using g an IPad so I end up touching w instead of 2, don’t know if I can edit the mistake now though)

Granted, however all dwarves you spawn as are missing a random part

I wish we know how viruses originated and that we can make viruses for viruses

[Superdorf]

I wish I hadn't been drunk last night.

Granted! Instead, you were high last night.

I wish for a tiny hippo.

[Quarque]

I wish for Venus to be flattened into a 20km thick pancake.

Granted. Venus, the goddess of love, is turned into a 20 km thick pancake. Poor Venus.

I wish I hadn't been drunk last night.

you were not granting the most recent wish, the most recent wish was

(I meant 2. I’m using g an IPad so I end up touching w instead of 2, don’t know if I can edit the mistake now though)

Granted, however all dwarves you spawn as are missing a random part

I wish we know how viruses originated and that we can make viruses for viruses

This wish is also granted. We learn how to make viruses that make viruses sick. Our sickness is now also sick. The viruses learn how to make viruses for viruses for viruses to make the viruses for viruses sick, making the sickness of our sickness sick. Everything is now sick.

[Quarque]

I wish for a tiny hippo.

Granted. Your house is infected with a plague of tiny hippos. They steal your socks.

I wish I had my socks back.

[Superdorf]

Granted. They have been chewed on by tiny hippos.

I wish for a pair of unchewed socks.