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[pikachu17]

Agranted. Bevery cword dbegins ewith fa gnew hletter. Iyou jcan klearn zcoding ylanguages, lyou mjust ndon't.
OI pwish qthat rwords sbegan tlike uthey vused wto.

[IonMatrix]

Wishx grantedc, nowi wordss endq witho al extrad lettery insteadn

Io wishg thise willp STAHPP

[Mathel]

Granted. It stopped. But  your foot was stapled to the floor.

I wish for five fish.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get five TheBiggerFish.

I wish for five Stirks.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get five yearling cows that imminently shit all over your living room.

I wish for six pounds of bees.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you realise these are !!HORNETS!!

I wish I wasnt stapled to the floor

[pikachu17]

You are stapled to the ceiling instead.

I wish IonMatrix didn't have any staples.

[Sanctume]

Granted, IonMatrix is now an employee of Staples and wears chain mail made out of paper clips. 

I wish Staples deliver pizza at the Staples Center.

[pikachu17]

It is poisonous pizza.

I wish that Staples deliver edible and delicious pizza at the Staples Center.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the pizza is also made if staples, with staples as toppings. The staples do taste like cornbread though

I wish all staples were replaced with sticky seeds, and that staplers were turned into plants that produce these seeds and that these new plants can survive by getting nutrients from whatever they are placed on so they are hard to kill

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, the world government is furious and demands of you at gunpoint that you must find a way to destroy the stapler-plant apocalypse.

I wish for a zombie.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you are instantly smited by the staple god because your wish doesnt include staples

I wish staplers were like the staplers in Job Simulator

[Naturegirl1999]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you are instantly smited by the staple god because your wish doesnt include staples

I wish staplers were like the staplers in Job Simulator

(can you show a clip of them? I have watched people play Job Simulator, but I haven’t seen staples)
Granted, this is achieved by trapping everything within Job Simulator, in short, the world is Job Simulator

I wish the Goddess of Undertale would smite the Stapler God for cancelling the creation of undead creatures

[Mathel]

Granted. The goddess of undertale smites the god of staples. All staples cease to function.

I wish for the functions of god of staples to be inherited by the god of nails.

[Stirk]

Granted. Everyone now has to cut their fingernails to staple things. We soon face a nail shortage.

I wish to be the God of Gods.