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[Sanctume]

Granted.  Your unchewed socks are stained by hippo turds. 

I wish for pizza delivered by hippo jockeys.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the pizza has grass toppings

I wish our President didn’t order a strike on a country we are not even at war with

[Superdorf]

Granted! The president bullies Congress into declaring war on said country, then orders a strike on it.

I wish for unchewed, unstained socks.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. The socks are made of glass shards

I wish our military budget wasn’t so bloated, and that we allocate the money to things like infrastructure, the EPA, CDC, menta; health treatments, etc

[Mathel]

Granted. Someone notices this and takes the opportunity to attack you.

I wish for to know whatever I need or want to know whenever I need or want to know it.

[Sanctume]

Granted. You now have an executive salesman in your pocket selling you shit that you need and wanted, except on weekends and holidays and paid vacations and after 5 pm PST.

I wish for pizza without organic plant toppings, delivered by said salesman on his day off.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, your pizza will be made of a random metaliod each time you obtain one, either by buying or stealing or making. I hope you can digest Germanium, because that is the first pizza you get today

I wish people wish for things not related to pizza for the next 10 wishes

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! It becomes physically impossible to eat pizza.

I wish for pineapple-blueberry-strawberry-insanity pizza!

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. You realise the pizza itself is insane! It murders you.

I wish to bring back IncompetentFortressMaker using my necromancer powers

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, he shows up at a tower in a garden that turns hi, into a photosynthetic cube


I wish the leaders of countries aren’t so stupid

[Quarque]

Granted. Every leader becomes an evil genius instead.

I wish for two more wishes.

[Mathel]

Granted. You can only use them on pizza.

I wish for IonMatrix to learn a spell, that turns one target creature permanently into a dwarf. Useable once per day.

[King Zultan]

Granted, he can now turn one creature a day into a dwarf, but the dwarf is always hostile and will always attack him first.

I wish for all dogs to be replaced with hostile dwarves.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. All of them target you first.

I wish the spell Mathel gave me to be fixed

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, each time you use the spell, you are locked in place for the amount of minutes as number of all dwarves you created using the spell, the dwarves are not hostile, at least

I wish capitalism would change to a sustainable economic system