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[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. All capitalism is now communism.

I wish for MOAR MUTAGEN

[Mathel]

Granted. Cancer is mutation with highest probability.

I wish mutagens to not cause effects purely harmful to the one mutated by them.

[IonMatrix]

Granted. Now nobody pucks Robust Genetics, you monster.

I wish to give Mathel yet another spell.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the spell Yet Another allows the user to make copies of something that is within hearing range. Performing this spell will also cause the user to repeat the previous two different actions before the spell was cast. EG if Mathiel took two steps forward then punted a football, then cast the spell on a tree, the tree would be duplicated, Matthiel would take two steps forward and punt...nothing

I wish things weren’t so complicated

[Mathel]

((I do not see how that is a corruption. I can use the spell to duplicate pretty much anything, assuming I remember to do 2 safe actions beforehand.))

Granted. Things very simple. All things. This makes complex systems, such as the universe impossible. Whole universe collapses into true vacuum and one hypermassive particle as a result.

I wish for the universe to be restored with it's original complexity and the state just before Naturegirl1999 used her wish, the only difference being that Naturegirl1999 can understand anything complicated or complex.

[pikachu17]

Time stops, so the universe is always at the state it was just before Naturegirl1999 used her wish.
I wish everyone Bay12er looked like their profile pic.

[Stirk]

Granted. You doom us rotators to be a constantly shifting mass of flesh, anime, and guns. The result is horrifying.

I wish paperwork would fill out itself, correctly and on time.

[Superdorf]

Granted! Somewhere in the world, there is a mass of paperwork that fills itself out over and over again, always with perfect accuracy and always with impeccable timing. Too bad you'll never lay eyes on it.

I wish for the ability to make people's noses grow when they lie, Pinnochio-style.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. The eyes will shrink whenever someone tells the truth too

I wish people understood others instead of making assumptions about them

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, everyone soon goes stark raving mad from the sheer amount of people's thoughts bombarding them from every direction. Well, except the hermits, though listening to the wildlife soon gets maddening in itself.

I wish to turn dwelves sane.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Soe random lunatic named "dwelves" is nosw sane.

I wish I can find a suitable avatar.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you do, but its broken for everyone else and you can never figure out how to make it visible to others.

I wish for bacon!

[Mathel]

Granted. You recieve the remains of Francis Bacon.

I wish for a dragon friendly to me.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. However friendly fire is a thing. Literally.

I wish for a non- broken suitable avatar

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, when you pick an avatar a suit of that avatar automatically fastens itself to you, attempting to go to any page without your avatar causes your suit to seize co trol of your arms to prevent you from leaving the page. It also keeps you at whatever electronic device you are using, and will not let you leave

I wish in person conversations didn’t turn into me trying to explain analogies of analogies of a topic I’m trying to explain