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[King Zultan]

Granted, you are god god the godly god of gods, and no god respects you and no one believes in you and with out people believing in you, you have no powers.

I wish for a sea of Fanta.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, not only is there a sea of Fanta, there are also Fanta flies and Fanta maggots, as well as Fanta fish. The flies feed on the Fanta, as do the maggots. The fish feed on Fanta Shrooms. Dead Fanta creatures allow Fanta Shrooms to grow, which feed on the corpses and spread spores which stick to living creatures and wait for said creature to die before growing, usually. You however are very unlucky. You have Fanta Shrooms growing on your arms and legs, preventing you from controlling your limbs. You are now trapped in the Fanta sea, awaiting your eventual death by mushroom.

I wish a new macroscopic ecosystem is created on the planet humans inhabit, and that this ecosystem doesn’t disrupt other ecosystems.

[Sanctume]

Granted.  The new macroscopic ecosystem on Earth is self-sustaining Fanta flavored mushroom farm.  It coexists well with Pepper Ridge pepperoni farm.  All pizza parlors now offer pepperoni and mushrooms. 

I wish for pepperoni and mushrooms pizza for breakfast.

[Mathel]

Granted. The pizza is made of only pepperoni and mushrooms. And you have it for every breakfast.

I wish for the God of Gods to meet the Madgod.

[Imic]

Granted. What happens next will never be known, since before anyone can find out, all of existence ceases to be. Thanks, God. Whichever one it was.

I wish for everyone who pronounces ‘Tomato’ as tu-may-toe to start pronouncing it as tu-mah-toe instead.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however is is spelled tamoto now

I wish there was an enzyme that specifically targets cancer cells while leaving non cancer cells alone

[Mathel]

Granted. This enzyme is found in the digestive tract of crocodilians.

I wish for non-dangerous motivation.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, you are motivated to do nothing and are soon run over by... wait a second, is that an airplane in the street?!

I wish for a blob.

[Sanctume]

You are now a blob, and that airplane on the street splat you all over the gutter, sidewalk, and Mathel. 

I wish for pizza flavored gummy candy.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you realise the gum is so sticky is sticks your jaw shut, forcing you to take the disgusting sweet pizza flavour for eternity.

 I wish for a revolver shotgun

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a shotgun that fires 9 revolvers at once. It is really heavy, as is it's ammo. Too large heavy for a human to wield.

I wish for IncompetentFortressMaker to be piled back up and then deblobified.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you gather all the pieces of IncompetentFortressMaker back into a bloby pile then unblob him, which causes him intense pain and instant death do to you putting him back together wrong.

I wish Mathel had put IncompetentFortressMaker back together the right way so he didn't die.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however going back in time to fix the problem meant the problem never happened so going back in time to fix a problem that didn’t exist never happened, you create a new timeline where Matthieu has been put together properly, but the one in which he wasn’t still exists. Matthiel now has nightmares about about being disassembled and put together wrong, only to be disassembled again to be put back together correctly.

I wish time travel makes sense

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you are instantly transported into a timeline where it doesnt make sense

I wish Mathel doesnt need to endure the TIME TRAVEL RETCON madness

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you suffer his nightmares instead, you dream of being disassembled and reassembled incorrect and correct every night

I wish the CDC gets more funding